The Behr Legacy 1.7
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Folks, we are at the beginning of the end. Today marks the day that the era of Katu-Behrness ends, and the days of Katu-Plays-Her-Other-Legacies-Finally resume. The final update, much like a season finale, has been chopped neatly in half to save those of us with dialup (aka javabean_dreams XD *singles out*) the trouble of having to load a huge post. Feel free to leave a single comment for both, if you're like me and can't be buggered.
AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IN THE HEIR POLL.
New Galaxy: Got the A+...now all I need...is boobs.
New Galaxy: Ah, much better.
New Galaxy rolled Romance. Since I don't plan on finding significant others for the Behr kids, she's going to have a fun time of her teenhood.
Ares: Fuck this baby. I'm gonna eat this fuckin' baby.
If by "eat" you mean "feed," then yes. Yes you are.
Even though I was really quite fond of New Galaxy's look pre-makeover, I thought she deserved something a little more...romance-y. With eyelashes. :D
Around now, all the kids were venturing into the red for their aspirations. Athena Isela's manner of dealing with her angst involves simultaneously clipping through walls, AND pissing me off. No one ever said she wasn't multitalented.
BUT GET OFF OF THERE, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, COOL THE WHOLE HOUSE?! I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY. GO MOW THE LAWN.
Quasar: All my kids are starting to become jerks. I think maybe if their father wasn't an aberration of nature, they might find him a better role model. Any help?
Miss Cleo:* I've goht some stuff dat'll do the trick...if you're good for it. ALSO CALL NOW FOH YAH FREE READIN'!
*I'm not making that up. Her name IS Cleo.
Ares: This smells like turpentine and looks like radioactive India Ink.
(I HELD MAH NOSE I CLOSED MAH EYES. I TOOK A DRINK. *dances*)
Ares: Well. This is uncomfortable.
Ares: Wow, that stuff's better than Nair.
Inside...
New Galaxy: Hey, bro, I'm sorry about those small penis comments before. It's actually at least average.
Dreamboat: Bitch, don't even talk to me. I don't need your validation.
Dreamboat: I'm comfortable with my size. I'm beautiful the way I am.
Dreamboat: But, you mean it's not actually small?
New Galaxy: Brother dear, I do. I really, really do.
Dreamboat: SWEET! *fist pump*
New Galaxy: Okay, but never do that thrust at me again. You'll poke somebody's knees out.
Popup: Brilliance is way too hot!
Brilliance: Heh, you're damn right I am. :D
-.- Please stop with the Stuff Face...uh...stuff.
Quasar: You know...for this gen, I really should have married Bluebell Flora. Or Boo Berry Pot O Gold. Or something.
Ares: But our kids are gonna be brown. And I'm pretty damn brown.
Quasar: No, hon, it's...ugh, it's complicated. Let's just do it.
And then they done sex.
Charles River hits toddlerhood! And you are graced with a remarkable view of New Galaxy's exceptionally unique profile.
As her brother is hitting toddlerhood, Elfin Magic is hitting the ceiling.
Ah, glitched birthdays. Lovely.
New Galaxy had to pee, but wouldn't put down her sister. As a result, she kept fussing at me. I immediately paused the game to make you the following:
Feel free to print it out and post it at your local school, gym, or whorehouse. XD
Charles River (who I ALWAYS want to call Charles Xavier...) has the same eyebags as his oldest brother, but quite a different face otherwise.
And Elfin Ma...brain error. too cute. reboot from start.
Brilliance: Uh, dad? I can't see any fish with you right in front of me, you know.
Ares: Yeah, well you can see birds just fine, can't you? Quit your whining.
Brilliance: Oh, hey, dad, what's that bug on your back?
Ares: *freezes, mid-smile* What?
Ares: *in background, flailing* ARMAGADS GETITOFFGETITOFF!
Brilliance: *earns his name* n_n
You know, sometimes it's pretty easy to see which of the kids take after Quasar...
Heart: *melts*
Elfin Magic: FWIENFE!
Stand back, guys. She's going to try science.
Charles River: How do you work this damned thing?
Definitely takes after Quasar...
...No, they don't have a pet.
Stop looking at me like that.
I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO GET TAKEN AWAY OKAY.
Oh, don't worry, popup, I'm on it. XD
Elfin Magic: Sweet! I have hit the motherlode! *basks in kibble*
I realised they had $6k I could spend on ~landscaping~. But then the lot kept getting choppy for some reason, so I deleted a lot of the grass.
Besides, what's a Behr update without a zoomed out lot picture?
Athena Isela noogies everyone all the time. It's incredibly endearing.
Brilliance: Ow, Athena, you messed up my perfectly coifed coiffure.
Thank God the rest of the kids are teens now. It's like having 200% more parents, except that 200% of ZERO? IS STILL ZERO. So in fact it's actually like having 100% parents, which mathmatically cannot be a percentage or times increase on the amount of parental figures the kids had before.
Dreamboat: Where'd Charlie go? I brought him this bottle because he was hungry.
Athena Isela: Well, I put him to bed.
Dreamboat: Was he tired? Because he asked for his bottle.
Athena Isela: Does it matter? He's in bed now.
Athena Isela: I'll just throw out this perfectly good full bottle of milk.
Dreamboat: There you go little guy, you aren't tired, are you? Now, where did I put your bottle?
Child Services: *LOOMS*
...then again, maybe this isn't a great improvement on Ares and Quasar. -.-
Brilliance: Oh sky, would that I were closer to thee...
Sky: *becomes closer to him*
Brilliance is, not at all surprisingly, a knowledge sim.
Not to sound smug, eh, Brilliance? Why don't I believe you?
Ouch...I'm kind of glad sim burns don't peel...
It's definitely teenhood. All the kids have pimples.
Dreamboat: Not me. It's my nightly masque. Works wonders.
-.- Awwww, new hood, fresh install and EVERYTHING. DAMN YOU.
Fin and Charlie: CHANGE ME!
Dears, we can only help you. The change has to come from within yourself.
I never find a makeover for Brilliance that I like. He looks way, WAY too much like my ex-boyfriend for comfort.
Requisite toddler training.
Brilliance: Why do we even have a pet food bowl? It's not like we have any pets...
>.> Don't judge me.
Ares: Hey hon, can you stop for a second? I got this bottle for Charles.
Quasar: Where's momm - huh? Oh, sure.
Ares: *throws bottle on the floor to snog his wife*
Charles River: Ugh, goddammit. *reaches*
New Galaxy: OMG THIS IS GROSS DON'T WE HAVE PARENTS FOR THIS STUFF?!
Hard to imagine these two are sisters.
Ares: I am so worried about my family. Yes I am. Whatever shall I do.
You're not convincing me, Ares.
Better.
With that, it's time to flip the cassette over for SIDE TWO!