The Potts Legacy 2.2
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Last time, we left off with the birth of Amadeus, and Nikolai throwing a party! And also throwing a party in his pants.
We open this update with some questionably legal sexual antics! Why, yes, that IS Isobel with her teenage boyfriend. Who is, uh, still teenaged.
WHATEVER. YOU GO ISOBEL.
...That kid is a slut.
Elsewhere, since obviously April cannot go five minutes without being pregnant, she and Niko are making the babies.
He then leaves to make dinner, while she sleeps.
Slutbag townie left to wait to eat the dinner that Niko was cooking. Mooch.
Don't let anyone tell you that Emily isn't a dedicated grandma. She will feed them chilluns til they ain't stinky no mo.
ADDISON. <3 He is another party guest, because he is MAH FWEND.
I don't think she's a guest. I think she just wandered in to eat chips. Attractively.
Addison...are you cooking?
YOU ARE MAKING BURGERS FOR MY FAMILY? WHEN YOU ARE NOT EVEN BEING PAID? T^T
Could you ask for a better ex-butler? COULD YOU?
Emily: Dammit, I don't remember MY kids being this fussy!
That's because you had a butler to take care of them FOR you.
Nikolai: So, I can't help but notice how popular your milkshake is.
Slutbag: Oh, jah, chico, you bet it brings all de boys and girls to de yard!
Yay!
If this breastfeeding hack is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
OMG. I've just realised! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH SIM KIDS! That's why they're all screwed up! Because they never had the ~maternal bonding~ experience that is breastfeeding! All they know is the beige, rubbery mother, filled with formula or cow's milk. D: I UNDERSTAND NOW.
/end nett-like tangent
WAIT NIKOLAI DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALOOONNNEEE!
Isobel: Chill, I got it.
You...you do?
Isobel: Yep! See, here you go, kid! Nice, comfy carpet!
Amadeus: D:
Isobel: Oh, okay, fine, don't be such a fucking baby...baby.
Isobel: Yeah. Bet you wish I was heir now, dontcha?
Well. A little.
Isobel: Congrats on stealing the life I've always wanted away from me! XD
April: Um...thanks?
(ps, MAH WALLS DOWN, LET ME SHOW U DEM)
April: UM, EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO EAT FOR TWO (OR FOUR) HERE.
April: FUD: APPLY DIRECTLY TO HED.
Isobel: Man. That bitch is dumb.
April: I heard that.
Yeah, Isobel, because you're GREAT at feeding yourself. 9_9
See? This is the problem with April. She's too responsible. She's like "Man, I'm hungry. But these bills need to be paid! Well, now I'm still hungry. Oh, but my kid needs his diaper changed. Dude, do I ever have to pee. And I'm hungry, still! I guess I'd better put my baby in his crib."
It's kind of nice, I suppose, but I swear her maternal instincts are going to be the death of her.
UH DUDE SHE'S LIKE 85. GIVE HER A FUCKING BREAK.
April likes to Stuff Face. A lot. I mean, I guess it keeps her fed...but there are leftovers in there, you know!
Isobel still dances. Constantly.
For hours at a time.
OH NIKOLAI YOU'RE HOME I MISSED YOU THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY SAVE ME.
Yes, they are in the same bathroom. No, I am not okay with this.
Oh, wow, not Santa Claus? Well, sure! I'll take Leiabuns' number!
April, that would be a great idea if you could absorb pancakes through your pores...but you can't.
(ps, I am counting these as food-pass-outs, starting this update)
April: Man, maybe I should have gone easier on the syrup.
Yeah. Or the babymaking.
April: Well, if I'm pregnant, that means one thing: Hibernation time!
D'awww.
Happiest cameo ever?
Chun-Li must have a stomach of steel. She eats rotten leftovers all the time and never has any ill effects.
April, on the other hand...
April: I HATE NOT BEING PREGNANT WAAAAAH :(
Nikolai: It's okay, honey...I can always knock you up again! :)
April: *snif* Really?
Nikolai: Sure...right after you take a shower!
April: UM EXCUSE ME HE ISN'T BEING SENSITIVE TO MY FEELINGS!
Nikolai: So I was thinking maybe we could make friends with a puppy...
April: I'm gonna have another baby. XD
(ps, if you guys were wondering where Belle has been since they moved...well, she keeps throwing errors, and I have to keep deleting her).
You guys are incorrigible.
Pork Chops: the anti-miscarriage.
That senator sounds an awful lot like my father...>.> lol
Isobel: I wanted to be heeeeheeheeeeiiiirr! D: I WANT TO HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND BABIES.
April: What am I going to do? What if I miscarry again? I need to have babies! Lots of babies!
(LOTS of babies D:)
Emily: I hope those two bastards don't have any more babies!
Nikolai: :)
Nikolai's Coworker: 8|
Oh, look, Isobel made a friend!
And Amadeus made it to toddlerhood!
Goddammit, April, just EAT SOMETHING!
Isobel: I'm gonna make you wish you'd chosen me for heir...SO BAD.
Isobel: And anyway, why didn't you choooosee meeeee?! :(
Isobel: Congratulation on having way more sex than me, you insufferable jerk.
Isobel: *be's adorable*
Isobel: *no, seriously, is this cute or what?*
Isobel: :D
April: :D I'm having a baby!
Isobel: I'm not having any sex...:(
Isobel: NOT EVEN THE ALIENS WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING! EVEN THE WEIRD STUFF! WAAAAAAH!
April: I'M A TERRIBLE MOTHERRRRRR.
Me: I NEED SOME TESTOSTERONE. ALL THIS ESTROGEN IS KILLING ME.
Goddamn, I HATE this chance card!
Okay, AWW.
Also awww! Amadeus, you will be the only one in this family to learn skills, I am fairly sure.
YOU BET YOUR ASS I GAVE HIM BEETHOVEN HAIR. Johann Amadeus Beethoven! Famous-ass composer.
(surprised he's playing with the musical toy? XD)
When not bawling, Isobel still dances.
Occasionally with other people.
I'm so sorry, Isobel, but I don't think that's going to happen.
Isobel: You don't? Why...why not?
Well. You know. You're romance. And uncontrollable.
At least she has her dancing.
If I were April, I think I'd look more surprised when I WASN'T pregnant.
Uh. Hay, Emily.
Emily: >D
You know...I think I'll just leave you to...whatever you're up to. O.o
I just thought this was cute. What's less cute is how close April probably is to starving.
OMG A REPO MAN.
A repo man who looks...disturbingly like Addison.
At first I was like, pffft, oh no, a garage window! Whatever shall we DO?!
BUT THAT FUCKER TOOK EMILY'S USELESS HOBBY TROPHY. Do you know how long that took to get, you little bastard?!
And then he took her second one! wtf, I didn't even know he COULD take those!
Yay!
Dude, stealing the baby toys? That's just low.
Jerk-ass.
Elsewhere, April redeems herself.
And I spam you with Amadeus dancing:
/end
Basically all Emily ever does anymore is give financial advice. I think she is probably the most lucrative elder I've ever had.
Nikolai is still climbing the social ladder!
And Amadeus is still showered with attention.
Emily: This isn't very fun!
Then...why are you doing it? Play SSX3.
Emily: Okay, FINE, I LIED. I don't want for ANYTHING. THAT PISSES ME OFF.
Amadeus's days as an only child are over!
This is possibly Marguerite (from Faust).
Actually, no, I think THIS is Marguerite. That previous one might have been Carmen (from Carmen).
Wait, no, THIS is Carmen. I'm almost positive. So that first one, I think, was Sebastian (as in Johann Sebastian Bach).
COINCIDENCE?
Isobel: Mom, what is my liiiiife?
Chun Li: Oh, settle down. Take this baby, it'll make you feel better.
Isobel: *snif* You...think so?
NOT APPROPRIATE BABY HOLDING THOUGHTS ISOBEL.
April: Here, take mine, too.
April: I'm gonna go pass out.
Isobel: Here, you probably wanna be with your friend, huh? Here you go.
ISOBEL.
Favouritism, April?
Did I say all Emily ever did was give financial advice? Well, now she also reads the paper at the chess board.
Isobel: You know the song, Red Red Wine?
Yeah?
Isobel: Fuck that song. I'm gonna write my own and call it "Clear Clear Vodka."
...Okay.
Isobel: *drops* There y'go...baby! Hic!
Isobel: Dang, I gotsa...pish.
Isobel: And drink.
You mean eat.
Isobel: I do?
DON'T PEE ON THE BABY. DON'T PEE ON THE BABY. DON'T -
DAMMIT ISOBEL.
Isobel: Well, that's one down, one to go.
You think THIS was a so-so week? Wait til you see NEXT week.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DEAL WITH? DO YOU SEE THIS?!
You're even adorable with questionable bladder control, dear.
April: They kicked me in the bladder.
They?
Nikolai: Thanks for the groceries!
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. SHE SAID THEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY?
April: How did I get pee in my armpit?
April: THIS ISN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOOOOR.
Isobel: EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!
Emily: Whoopsie! Accident!
Baby: D:
Isobel: I'm surrounded by idiots.
YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS?!
Chun Li: Oh, was that me?
Baby: D:
Chun Li: OH, whoa, I either need to lay off the orange juice, or see a doctor, or something. That is RANK.
Chun Li: I'M OLLLLDDDD. D:
They're...spending quality time together.
April: I CAN'T TAKE THIS! HIRE ADDISON BACK!
No! Guys! You can do this! I have faith in you!
Maybe too much faith.
How can they sleep with all those flies?!
Isobel! The toilet! It's right there!
Isobel: I KNOWWWW. I GOT SOME OF IT IN. D:
I want to live here. Don't you?
April: Pull my fingernails out with hot tweezers! I think that might be more fun than this!
Chun Li: I wonder how my stocks are doing...
Is that fun?
April: No. But I have to be a good mom.
That's...admirable, I guess.
Emily! Nikolai just mopped that floor!
How about this? Is this fun?
April: Not really. But I'm stinky otherwise.
April: OMG NOTHING HERE IS FUN!
But...but you were just DOING something fun!
If you complain that this isn't fun, I'm going to kill you.
Isobel: It's almost the end of the update...and I haven't gotten an ACR boyfriend yet!
Oh, settle down. You've got time.
Amadeus: Oh yeah! Now I can mop up my own pee! 8D
His profile view and makeover. He's a cutie pie. :D
Hey! You're having fun!
April: Ishobel made me a drink! Or drinks? I don't reemmebr.*
*not a typo >.>
Amadeus: Okay, dude, this baby is totally in my way.
Amadeus: Of mopping up pee! Yay!
Oh, thank the Lord, the boy can feed himself!
I take it he inherited the family business?
Lampshade head~ lampshade head~ April is a lampshade head~ nya na na na na!
Emily: *wants to be a lampshade head too*
Hoo boy! That must be Sebastian.
And...uh...that...uh...
Yes, that's Carmen.
And omfg cute Marguerite!
And, finally, April going to work! For the first time in AGES!
That's all for this update! As if that wasn't enough, geez. Next time, elders die, kids grow up, and things get SO crazy that I actually DO end up hiring Addison back. I AM WEAK.
Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders: 2
Perma-Platinum Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 2
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 8
Food Pass Outs: 3
Self-Wetting: 14!
Repo-Man Visits: 1
Fires: 2
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0
So, question: Perma-plat sims, according to the challenge, is sims that have achieved their LTW. So I haven't been counting Chun Li. Is this the accepted way of doing it?