The Dork Legacy 2.1
I had a little extra time tonight so I thought I'd catch up a little on my updates. When it rains, it pours, you know.
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
1.0
1.1
1.2
1.3
1.4
1.5
2.0
Last update, Drizzt dropped out of college to not be heir marry his girlfriend, while Willoughby and Einstein were left behind to be Team Rocket. However, despite Willoughby's apparent creepy love for her brother, he was drawn to Vanessa, who moved in with them and became Einstein's fiancee. Caedmon and Tara got old, and Willoughby had sex with lots of men.
We begin this update with a cute shot of two Dorks being dorky together. <3
Segueing smoothly into Wedding Tiemz. Drizzt shows up, starting a trend of Japanesity that infects many of the other guests.
Holy crap, I just made up two words in one sentence.
Miss Vampire Wannabe came appropriately attired.
Honourable Greg Almazzzasahidhahhahah-sama and Brady SoAndSo-san also showed up.
Autumn, Drizzt's wife, also came, but from the opposite end of the lot. Wtf? You live together...
I also invited Sheila Santander, who if you recall, is Einstein's ex. I was hoping for drama, but honestly I pretty much forgot she was there after a while.
Here is the wedding scene.
Vanessa stole her wedding dress from Keira Knightely.
Einstein: ...What's taking her so long? I hope she doesn't have cold feet...
Einstein: Well, even if she does, the rest of her is *HOT*.
Vanessa: I promise to love you even longer than Yuna loves Tidus!
Einstein: I promise to love you longer than Seymour loves Yuna!
(PS - SEYMOUR AND YUNA FOREVER WRITTEN IN THE STAAAARS)
LOM LOM LOM
(It's like NOM but with tongues instead)
Poor Willoughby. Always the sister, never the bride. :( It seriously made me sad how upset she seemed throughout the wedding.
And then she got up, and instead of applauding, she CROSSED HER ARMS. ;-;
I mean, her face got glitched smiling, but she's crying on the inside.
Note everyone else clapping.
Oblivious to his sister's pain, Einstein stuffs his wife's face.
Einstein: Oh, I just can't come in to work! I'm sooo sick!
Einstein: Heehee, quiet, you guys!
Vanessa: Ooooh I think I ate too much cake!
Vanessa: Or too many babies...
Shortly, Willoughby rolled this want. How sweet.
Vanessa: Congrats on marrying me!
>.< Stop it all ready.
At this point I got the crap scared out of me:
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, THE ELEPHANT! THE ELEPHANT IN THE KIDS ROOM IS MOVING AND IT IS SCARING ME!
Um...do you guys really know each other well enough to be doing that?
Also: PINK GETA! Or zori. Or whatever they are for boys.
Oh, yeah, and we got a cowplant. One of my other legacy families thought it would be nice to give it as a gift to the Dorks, since they're never going to be seen again by the internet.
Yeah! Also, here is where everything went bad. I'd planned a hunnymoon for Einstein and Vanessa on Twikki Island, but unfortunately I got a glitch. The wedding party started over as soon as it ended.
Einstein devolved into regular fitness.
Willoughby tried to drown her sorrows in robots.
Yay! What do these things do?
As an amusing part of the glitch, I suddenly got this notice.
The second wedding party ended, and luckily Einstein had no fear of a bad party.
Vanessa arrived home from work, which she'd left for at some point.
After which, she zzzorted.
And as the uninvited Nanny arrived, so did the shuttle to Twikki island. Einstein boarded, but Vanessa was unable to. So...none of this happened.
Vanessa: Man, that sucks.
It sure did. Luckily, I will spare you pictures of the second run-through, as it was mostly the same.
One major difference, however, was this.
Vanessa: Lucky.
Willougby: O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?!
Willough: Oh, hai mom.
Tara: *WAILS*
Tara: Oh, hi, Willough. Fancy seeing you here.
Caedmon: *in background* Did something just happen? Did you see something happen, Mr. Eggplant?
Some pointless Vanessa spam:
Einstein arrives home in a quiet and dignified manner.
He seemed very composed. Serene, even.
It was obvious he'd enjoyed his long hours of conversation with the higher beings.
I hate that they only roll the want to Meet Aliens AFTER they get abducted. YEAH RIGHT.
I lied, I will show you some pictures from the wedding party and whatnot. For example, Tara ended up picking some different formal wear this time around.
I set things up a little differently.
Willoughby, perhaps annoyed that she had to watch her brother's marriage twice, decided to TALK THROUGH THE WEDDING.
Willoughby: What were they thinking, having it out here? It's too sunny! Don't you think it will affect my complexion?
Einstein: I'd like to travel someday.
V.W.: Are you sure you haven't all ready visited the North Pole?
Greg: A toast to you! May I bring you many kittens and puppies in the future!
(He's the pet cop)
SPEECH SPEECH
That's a hell of a speech...
On first glance, I thought Greg had two champagne flutes. :P
Vanessa is such a caring wife.
Tara: BAWWW.
Caedmon: What a lovely day.
Man, he sure has gotten oblivious in his old age.
Vanessa: Am I having deja vu or what?
Tara: I WET MYSELF AND I SMELLED BAD AND PEOPLE THOUGHT I SMELLED BAD.
She cried about this. SEVEN TIMES. IN A ROW.
Zzort! And then she went to work. :D Yay!
She's at it again.
Oh, a bachelorette challenge reject? Okay.
Apparently he is an Ambrosial Apple Tree. Nice for him, I guess.
This is... 4/20? I think.
Promotion.
Caedmon and Tara finally retired.
...Get your hands off of her, Caedmon. She's an honest woman, now.
OH NOES WHAT COULD THIS MEAN.
Willoughby: MEN! I MUST HAVE MORE MEN!
Ohshit. I knew what was coming, so I deleted the wishing well.
Now, I'll admit, I'm a cheater when it comes to the well. Once I win it from the garden club, every time it runs out of wishes, I'll buy a new one from the buy mode catalog. It's just annoying otherwise.
So close...
Anyway, I replaced the well.
But Mrs. Crumplebottom knows no bounds!
And...er...has no tact.
I think she likes watching.
...
Willoughby: Okay, any more than that, and you're gonna have to buy a ticket. Scram.
5/20
Yay!
Zzort.
Man!Zzort.
Aww, they're cuddling together!
Willoughby: Now, I ain't sayin' you a golddigger...But you ain't messin' with no broke sims!
Vanessa: Did someone say something?
Willoughby: *minus*
Vanessa: No, I really do love your brother.
Willoughby: For serious?! ME TOO! *plusplus*
Vanessa: Uhhh...
Willoughby: But you know he's gay, right?
Vanessa: The fetus swimming around in my belly would beg to differ.
Willoughby: I like fetuses. *plus*
Willoughby: Okay...this is where Einstein said he got his...
Eventually Willoughby decided to try her own way of obtaining a fetus of her very own.
Oh. But...er, not from him. 6/20
Caedmon: Oh my God! My daughter is naked!
Well, you are intruding on HER bathroom.
Willoughby wanted to earn a body skill point. Maybe she was worried that her weight was keeping her from doing the more shallow guys?
Well, say goodbye to Willough's beautiful fat ass.
And say hello to her thin one.
Her really thin one. That is going to go to a community lot, after these messages:
Man!Zzort. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Willoughby: OMG ROXAS I LOVE YOU. YOU ROXAS MY BOXORS.
Townie: ...>:
Not Roxas: JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE HIS DOESN'T MEAN I AM ROXAS!
Oooh, now there's a pretty one! Go get 'im!
Dude: Why, yes, I do enjoy kissing strangers.
People in the background: *minusminus*
Dude: I said KISSING, not DATING.
However, I Willough was willing to work to woo this wonderful wolf.
Don't let that plus fool you.
He's still a big prudey face. With a wonky nose.
Yeah, well, you had your chance. You should have jumped at it before I noticed your funny nose.
Willough: OOGIE OOGIE OO
Back home, I show off my pretty replacement paintings. Thanks, deviantart.
Caedmon's still around, makin' burgers, trying to molest his daughter-in-law. Talking to plants A LOT.
Speaking of which, Willoughby is following in his gardening footsteps, to carrying on the fresh food in this legacy long after Caedmon is gone.
Hey, look, a non-cliffhanger birth! :D
...Not that all babies don't look the same anyway.
Note that she chooses the smallest bathroom in the house to give birth in.
Oh are there.
This is Wander.
...there's a perfectly good grandmother right there! Why'd you put him on the floor?!
And this is Nariko!
And that's the end of the update! Yaay! I'm almost caught up now. :D
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
1.0
1.1
1.2
1.3
1.4
1.5
2.0
Last update, Drizzt dropped out of college to not be heir marry his girlfriend, while Willoughby and Einstein were left behind to be Team Rocket. However, despite Willoughby's apparent creepy love for her brother, he was drawn to Vanessa, who moved in with them and became Einstein's fiancee. Caedmon and Tara got old, and Willoughby had sex with lots of men.
We begin this update with a cute shot of two Dorks being dorky together. <3
Segueing smoothly into Wedding Tiemz. Drizzt shows up, starting a trend of Japanesity that infects many of the other guests.
Holy crap, I just made up two words in one sentence.
Miss Vampire Wannabe came appropriately attired.
Honourable Greg Almazzzasahidhahhahah-sama and Brady SoAndSo-san also showed up.
Autumn, Drizzt's wife, also came, but from the opposite end of the lot. Wtf? You live together...
I also invited Sheila Santander, who if you recall, is Einstein's ex. I was hoping for drama, but honestly I pretty much forgot she was there after a while.
Here is the wedding scene.
Vanessa stole her wedding dress from Keira Knightely.
Einstein: ...What's taking her so long? I hope she doesn't have cold feet...
Einstein: Well, even if she does, the rest of her is *HOT*.
Vanessa: I promise to love you even longer than Yuna loves Tidus!
Einstein: I promise to love you longer than Seymour loves Yuna!
(PS - SEYMOUR AND YUNA FOREVER WRITTEN IN THE STAAAARS)
LOM LOM LOM
(It's like NOM but with tongues instead)
Poor Willoughby. Always the sister, never the bride. :( It seriously made me sad how upset she seemed throughout the wedding.
And then she got up, and instead of applauding, she CROSSED HER ARMS. ;-;
I mean, her face got glitched smiling, but she's crying on the inside.
Note everyone else clapping.
Oblivious to his sister's pain, Einstein stuffs his wife's face.
Einstein: Oh, I just can't come in to work! I'm sooo sick!
Einstein: Heehee, quiet, you guys!
Vanessa: Ooooh I think I ate too much cake!
Vanessa: Or too many babies...
Shortly, Willoughby rolled this want. How sweet.
Vanessa: Congrats on marrying me!
>.< Stop it all ready.
At this point I got the crap scared out of me:
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, THE ELEPHANT! THE ELEPHANT IN THE KIDS ROOM IS MOVING AND IT IS SCARING ME!
Um...do you guys really know each other well enough to be doing that?
Also: PINK GETA! Or zori. Or whatever they are for boys.
Oh, yeah, and we got a cowplant. One of my other legacy families thought it would be nice to give it as a gift to the Dorks, since they're never going to be seen again by the internet.
Yeah! Also, here is where everything went bad. I'd planned a hunnymoon for Einstein and Vanessa on Twikki Island, but unfortunately I got a glitch. The wedding party started over as soon as it ended.
Einstein devolved into regular fitness.
Willoughby tried to drown her sorrows in robots.
Yay! What do these things do?
As an amusing part of the glitch, I suddenly got this notice.
The second wedding party ended, and luckily Einstein had no fear of a bad party.
Vanessa arrived home from work, which she'd left for at some point.
After which, she zzzorted.
And as the uninvited Nanny arrived, so did the shuttle to Twikki island. Einstein boarded, but Vanessa was unable to. So...none of this happened.
Vanessa: Man, that sucks.
It sure did. Luckily, I will spare you pictures of the second run-through, as it was mostly the same.
One major difference, however, was this.
Vanessa: Lucky.
Willougby: O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?!
Willough: Oh, hai mom.
Tara: *WAILS*
Tara: Oh, hi, Willough. Fancy seeing you here.
Caedmon: *in background* Did something just happen? Did you see something happen, Mr. Eggplant?
Some pointless Vanessa spam:
Einstein arrives home in a quiet and dignified manner.
He seemed very composed. Serene, even.
It was obvious he'd enjoyed his long hours of conversation with the higher beings.
I hate that they only roll the want to Meet Aliens AFTER they get abducted. YEAH RIGHT.
I lied, I will show you some pictures from the wedding party and whatnot. For example, Tara ended up picking some different formal wear this time around.
I set things up a little differently.
Willoughby, perhaps annoyed that she had to watch her brother's marriage twice, decided to TALK THROUGH THE WEDDING.
Willoughby: What were they thinking, having it out here? It's too sunny! Don't you think it will affect my complexion?
Einstein: I'd like to travel someday.
V.W.: Are you sure you haven't all ready visited the North Pole?
Greg: A toast to you! May I bring you many kittens and puppies in the future!
(He's the pet cop)
SPEECH SPEECH
That's a hell of a speech...
On first glance, I thought Greg had two champagne flutes. :P
Vanessa is such a caring wife.
Tara: BAWWW.
Caedmon: What a lovely day.
Man, he sure has gotten oblivious in his old age.
Vanessa: Am I having deja vu or what?
Tara: I WET MYSELF AND I SMELLED BAD AND PEOPLE THOUGHT I SMELLED BAD.
She cried about this. SEVEN TIMES. IN A ROW.
Zzort! And then she went to work. :D Yay!
She's at it again.
Oh, a bachelorette challenge reject? Okay.
Apparently he is an Ambrosial Apple Tree. Nice for him, I guess.
This is... 4/20? I think.
Promotion.
Caedmon and Tara finally retired.
...Get your hands off of her, Caedmon. She's an honest woman, now.
OH NOES WHAT COULD THIS MEAN.
Willoughby: MEN! I MUST HAVE MORE MEN!
Ohshit. I knew what was coming, so I deleted the wishing well.
Now, I'll admit, I'm a cheater when it comes to the well. Once I win it from the garden club, every time it runs out of wishes, I'll buy a new one from the buy mode catalog. It's just annoying otherwise.
So close...
Anyway, I replaced the well.
But Mrs. Crumplebottom knows no bounds!
And...er...has no tact.
I think she likes watching.
...
Willoughby: Okay, any more than that, and you're gonna have to buy a ticket. Scram.
5/20
Yay!
Zzort.
Man!Zzort.
Aww, they're cuddling together!
Willoughby: Now, I ain't sayin' you a golddigger...But you ain't messin' with no broke sims!
Vanessa: Did someone say something?
Willoughby: *minus*
Vanessa: No, I really do love your brother.
Willoughby: For serious?! ME TOO! *plusplus*
Vanessa: Uhhh...
Willoughby: But you know he's gay, right?
Vanessa: The fetus swimming around in my belly would beg to differ.
Willoughby: I like fetuses. *plus*
Willoughby: Okay...this is where Einstein said he got his...
Eventually Willoughby decided to try her own way of obtaining a fetus of her very own.
Oh. But...er, not from him. 6/20
Caedmon: Oh my God! My daughter is naked!
Well, you are intruding on HER bathroom.
Willoughby wanted to earn a body skill point. Maybe she was worried that her weight was keeping her from doing the more shallow guys?
Well, say goodbye to Willough's beautiful fat ass.
And say hello to her thin one.
Her really thin one. That is going to go to a community lot, after these messages:
Man!Zzort. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Willoughby: OMG ROXAS I LOVE YOU. YOU ROXAS MY BOXORS.
Townie: ...>:
Not Roxas: JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE HIS DOESN'T MEAN I AM ROXAS!
Oooh, now there's a pretty one! Go get 'im!
Dude: Why, yes, I do enjoy kissing strangers.
People in the background: *minusminus*
Dude: I said KISSING, not DATING.
However, I Willough was willing to work to woo this wonderful wolf.
Don't let that plus fool you.
He's still a big prudey face. With a wonky nose.
Yeah, well, you had your chance. You should have jumped at it before I noticed your funny nose.
Willough: OOGIE OOGIE OO
Back home, I show off my pretty replacement paintings. Thanks, deviantart.
Caedmon's still around, makin' burgers, trying to molest his daughter-in-law. Talking to plants A LOT.
Speaking of which, Willoughby is following in his gardening footsteps, to carrying on the fresh food in this legacy long after Caedmon is gone.
Hey, look, a non-cliffhanger birth! :D
...Not that all babies don't look the same anyway.
Note that she chooses the smallest bathroom in the house to give birth in.
Oh are there.
This is Wander.
...there's a perfectly good grandmother right there! Why'd you put him on the floor?!
And this is Nariko!
And that's the end of the update! Yaay! I'm almost caught up now. :D