Kamenashi Kazuya KASE BY KASE (20101008 )
Hi! this is last wk's kase by kase, haha i really had a fun time translating it. :)
guess this will be end of my translating spree [not a lot actually, i need to start studying for exams! @.@] thanks for reading! (:
MF (thanks to estherzax @ lj)
Good Evening, I’m Kamenashi Kazuya, spending the Friday night with you.
Firstly, it’s this section 「This type of girl~~kame-ari? Kame-nashi?」.
Tokyo’s Mirion，「I participate in sports activities in high school. Because I perspire a lot, so my hair is rather short. However, I still feel that they distract me during activities, so I feel like shaving them off. Is this kind of girl kame-ari? Kame-nashi? 」
Kame-ari~~ (laugh)
「Kamenashi Kazuya no kase by kase」
So tonight’s kame-ari, kame-nashi，「Is it kame-ari or kame-nashi for girls to want to shave their hair because they are very distracting during sports activities? 」
Like this it’s kame-ari, isn’t it good？since it’s so distracting, this is very direct.
You're also not keeping the long hair’s for anyone (laugh)，so for me it’s absolutely OK.
But if my girlfriend were to shave? Then it’s a different case. (Laugh)
if my girlfriend suddenly says that she wants to shave, I’ll get a shock.
But, like Miyazawa Rie or ICONIQ？They didn’t shave completely right?
Keeping a bit like pita～sticking on the scalp, then I’m perfectly fine with it. Yup.
Then let’s listen to a song.
10/4 is KAT-TUN’s U’s Contestant Ueda’s birthday ！HAPPY BIRTHDAY！YAY~~! Congratulations!
Actually I went to watch his Live in Kobe.
「Kame chan，after introducing the band during the MC I’ll introduce you!」，I said「Don’t need to introduce me, I’ll be embarrassed」（laugh）
It’s a very interesting performance，with many effects that are pleasing to the eyes.
After the concert we chatted over SMS.「How was it?」「It’s really interesting!」
So it’s Ueda’s birthday already, becoming 38 years old..no? becoming 27 years old?
Then let’s listen to Ueda kun’s solo song. Please listen to Ueda’s 「Hana no Mau Machi」
[SONG]
The song that was just played was Ueda’s 「Hana no Mau Machi」.
Greeting you again, good evening, this is Kamenashi Kazuya.
So~~it’s completely autumn already. Have you hear this before?「There are many insects during autumn」. Recently, after taking a bath I opened the windows (for which I haven’t put the mosquito net yet) and watched TV after that, all naked.
After taking a bath I was eating ice while watching TV，then I felt that it’s a bit itchy,
and realized that I was bitten in 4 areas.
Do I get bitten so easily?! I got a shock.
Talking about autumn, I had various new experiences.
Recently, for the 「GOING!」programme, I went for Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks’ celebratory beer event!
Ya~~it’s very fun ne, for me to help as one of the staff.
Really including the stuff and players, everyone was playing very happily.
「ah for this moment it’s indeed wothwhile to work hard」I did feel that.
It was super painful when the beer went into my eyes.
And due to the weather, since it’s rather cold to hold the event outdoors, so to prevent players from catching a cold, the beer were not iced but rather at room temperature.
Spent lots of effort, but to summarise all in one sentence, it’s very joyous and blissful，hai.
Now let’s start with the mail.
Chiba-ken’s yuria chan，「Regarding bathing with father」，oh, a reply, 「it’s absolutely impossible for me.I do not even want to be seen when I’m wearing less than short sleeves and shorts ，spaghetti strap and underwear is totally no, my father is a normal person, but absoultely dislike (being seen)」.
Well from the mail received, 90% have the feeling that they 「Absolutely dislike it」，but there’s also one that’s like this. Akita-ken’s Moe chan，「I can bath normally with my father, play catch together，play remote controlled car together, we even compete in many lame games ，and we even hold hands when we go out. My friends even tell me that「Your relationship is so good」，and occasionally they will run away. Btw my father’s 50 years old, I’m 17 years old, high sch year 2」，
ma…maybe it’s the environment? ？How do I say this, maybe it’s because you treat your father as a man? Instead of seeing him as a father？And you feel that you’re a woman?
Spaghetti strap is no good, undergarments too. If I were to see my daughter in this and got told that「Daddy’s so disgusting can you not look over?」I’ll need to recover for 3 days.
Then let’s continue. Living in Fuchū’s miu，
「I joined the sports club, and my first target is to let my chest muscle shake. Now I can slightly make the area beneath my collarbone to shake like pikupiku，I’m super happy! I think that if I continue to train then I can make my entire chest to shake in a pikupiku manner (laugh). I will work hard!」.
Can female’s breast can also move in a pikupiku manner？Mine can move, see, it’s moving right? Maa the nipple’s very small though (laugh), can female’s move?
I’ve never seen before, those body builders’ can move though？
Like pikupiku, it’s quite shocking. For a day like this, to be overly-shocked, I need 3 days to recover. (laugh)
Continuing, from here to here I have goosebumps, really! (laugh) Goosebumps.
Living in kyoto’s rina chan，「My father brought me to see Osaka’s (so sorry it’s a festival but I don’t know it’s name)，there were many street vendor, and you can see many malt candy sculptors around. But this one uses malt candy to write, so I excitedly asked him to do a writing of my favourite person’s name, here’s the photo.」Oh! it’s amazing! 「Kamenashi」，isn’t this amazing?
To use malt candy to write「Kamenashi」in kanji is really shocking (laugh), need to recover for 3 days.
This is so amazing. And the “so shocked that I need to recover for 3 days” series, I’m not very sure about it too (laugh)，not that I like to use it recently, it’s totally comedian 「クールポコ」’s state ne (laugh).
So tell more about yourselves to Kamenashi Kazuya myself, anything is okay, the email address is kazuya@allnightnippon.com. After the break, that doctor will appear.
「Kamenashi Kazuya’s Kase by Kase」
One who listens to the listeners’ troubles, one who gives「Kamenashi Kazuya」as the remedy，the late night doctor, pepole call him, 「Kamensela-..kazuya」
(Laugh) It’s not counsellor but「Kamensela-kazuya」. Today he will also listen attentively to your troubles. Today’s patient is Yamaguchi Prefecture’s ayaka chan.
「Recently I’ve started to work as a bar girl, instead of saying that I like it, it’s more like because I want to earn more money. But I haven’t told my boyfriend. If it’s kamenashi kun, what would you feel if your girlfriend is a bar girl? 」 How would I feel? It must depend on the situation.
A：Hai
K：Hello？
A：Hai
K：I’m KAT-TUN’s Kamenashi Kazuya.
A：EH？！
K：ayaka chan?
A：Hai
K：are you working now?
A：hai, eh? Hai
K：is it okay? now
A：hai
K：it’s about「recently been working as bar girl」
A：hai, it’s that
K：now, you’re working?
A：yes in the middle of working
K：is the customer okay?
A：ah, hai, it’s okay now
K：really? You haven’t told your boyfriend?
A：haven’t
K：can’t bare to say it？
A: can’t…
K：what will happen if your boyfriend say that「these days why can’t we meet during the night?」
A：eh, boyfriend, it’s long distance relationship.
K：oh~~hohoho~~
A：he’s in tokyo
K：tokyo, boyfriend is from tokyo, where did you two meet?
A：eh? This is a secret（laugh）
K：why!（laugh）
A：eh, can’t tell you（laugh）
K：why! Tell me…
A：eh…on mixi (one of several social networking websites in Japan)
K：heh~~mixi?
A：hai
K：amazing
A：eh, is it?
K：then you two did not meet?
A：hai. It’s like he just said want to have a relationship with me, and it continued.
K：how long has it been?
A：it’s 2 years now
K：eh? Met each other before?
A: yup
K：at first the two of you started a relationship without meeting each other?
A：uh
K：amazing, don’t you feel scared?
A：eh? Is it?
K：eh? Is it normal?
A：normal
K：heh~~the society is changing. Amazing. What is your boyfriend doing?
A：student
K：university student？
A：uh
K：why don’t you dare to tell your boyfirend?
A：eh, why? If I tell him, I feel that..
K：afterall your boyfriend won’t feel very good, since you meet and chat with man every night, isn’t it?
A：uh, yes
K：wasn’t anyone intersted in you?
A：uh~~maa, there are quite a lot
K：so there were? Then what did you do in such situations? Will you say「I have a boyfriend」？
A：no I won’t
K: heh～
A：how do I say it,I’ll pretend that I didn’t hear it and reject him
K：honestly speaking, you’ve played with man before right, other than your boyfriend?
A：（laugh）must you ask this?
K：uh
A：ehh～
K：have right（laugh）
A：（laugh）
K：cheated on your boyfriend before？
A：uhh, a bit
K：a bit? One person? Two?
A：（laugh）
K：（laugh）
K：what what? how long have you been a bar girl?
A：uhh, for half a year
K：so you’ve done it with 2 people in half a year?
A：yes, done it
K：what did you do with them？one night love？
A：uh, no, no
K：going out?
A：not going out, but around 2 times?
K：eh? What do you mean? You did it twice?
A：did it（laugh）
K：for both?
A：yes for both
K：it’ll be horrible if you tell your boyfriend, won’t it?
A：yes very horrible
K：instead of saying it’s very horrible, for start, by doing this, won’t ayaka feel very horrible?
A：I feel a bit cheap
K：ayaka？
A：uh
K：cya cya cya，cya cya cya，cyara（sound the same as “cheap” ）
A：really？
K：really. You have a boyfriend and within half a year still did it with 2 men, there’s a feeling of 「can you celebrate」（laugh）
A：（laugh）you’re right
K：then to hear the conclusion, can your call “doctor”?
A：「doctor」
K：hello？ayaka chan？first time meeting you， I’m 「Kamensela-kazuya」，just now heard a bit about the conversation next door, I think it’s better not to tell your boyfriend.
A：uh
K：definitely!（laugh）then, pass the phone to Kamenashi kun
A：okay
K：the doctor also said not to tell, ma, don’t get found out, so do it carefully
A：okay, thank you very much
K：then, please do your work dilligently
A：hai
K：do you understand？
A：hai
K：then work hard okay!
A：hai I will work hard!
K：okay, then bye bye
A：hai, thank you very much
K：okay, bye bye
A：hai
cya cya cya，cya cya cya，cyara～，that’s 「Kamensela-kazuya」for you.
While spending the Friday night with you, 「Kamenashi kazuya’s kase by kase」has also reached the end. So, it’s better to not tell your boyfriend. Not that I disapprove of this job, but for guys to hear this, they will surely feel jealous and worried. Uh, so please do it smartly to survive(laugh）
please send a mail to the show, any topic is okay. To consult「Kamensela-kazuya」, and to hear whether it’s kame-ari or kame-nashi, please send to kazuya@allnightnippon.com。
Monday is Health and Sports Day, so there are 3 days break! So good, everyone please enjoy the break.
so this is Kamenashi Kazuya who spent the Friday night with you, pleae enjoy the weekends, and we’ll meet again next Friday, byebye.
guess this will be end of my translating spree [not a lot actually, i need to start studying for exams! @.@] thanks for reading! (:
MF (thanks to estherzax @ lj)
Good Evening, I’m Kamenashi Kazuya, spending the Friday night with you.
Firstly, it’s this section 「This type of girl~~kame-ari? Kame-nashi?」.
Tokyo’s Mirion，「I participate in sports activities in high school. Because I perspire a lot, so my hair is rather short. However, I still feel that they distract me during activities, so I feel like shaving them off. Is this kind of girl kame-ari? Kame-nashi? 」
Kame-ari~~ (laugh)
「Kamenashi Kazuya no kase by kase」
So tonight’s kame-ari, kame-nashi，「Is it kame-ari or kame-nashi for girls to want to shave their hair because they are very distracting during sports activities? 」
Like this it’s kame-ari, isn’t it good？since it’s so distracting, this is very direct.
You're also not keeping the long hair’s for anyone (laugh)，so for me it’s absolutely OK.
But if my girlfriend were to shave? Then it’s a different case. (Laugh)
if my girlfriend suddenly says that she wants to shave, I’ll get a shock.
But, like Miyazawa Rie or ICONIQ？They didn’t shave completely right?
Keeping a bit like pita～sticking on the scalp, then I’m perfectly fine with it. Yup.
Then let’s listen to a song.
10/4 is KAT-TUN’s U’s Contestant Ueda’s birthday ！HAPPY BIRTHDAY！YAY~~! Congratulations!
Actually I went to watch his Live in Kobe.
「Kame chan，after introducing the band during the MC I’ll introduce you!」，I said「Don’t need to introduce me, I’ll be embarrassed」（laugh）
It’s a very interesting performance，with many effects that are pleasing to the eyes.
After the concert we chatted over SMS.「How was it?」「It’s really interesting!」
So it’s Ueda’s birthday already, becoming 38 years old..no? becoming 27 years old?
Then let’s listen to Ueda kun’s solo song. Please listen to Ueda’s 「Hana no Mau Machi」
[SONG]
The song that was just played was Ueda’s 「Hana no Mau Machi」.
Greeting you again, good evening, this is Kamenashi Kazuya.
So~~it’s completely autumn already. Have you hear this before?「There are many insects during autumn」. Recently, after taking a bath I opened the windows (for which I haven’t put the mosquito net yet) and watched TV after that, all naked.
After taking a bath I was eating ice while watching TV，then I felt that it’s a bit itchy,
and realized that I was bitten in 4 areas.
Do I get bitten so easily?! I got a shock.
Talking about autumn, I had various new experiences.
Recently, for the 「GOING!」programme, I went for Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks’ celebratory beer event!
Ya~~it’s very fun ne, for me to help as one of the staff.
Really including the stuff and players, everyone was playing very happily.
「ah for this moment it’s indeed wothwhile to work hard」I did feel that.
It was super painful when the beer went into my eyes.
And due to the weather, since it’s rather cold to hold the event outdoors, so to prevent players from catching a cold, the beer were not iced but rather at room temperature.
Spent lots of effort, but to summarise all in one sentence, it’s very joyous and blissful，hai.
Now let’s start with the mail.
Chiba-ken’s yuria chan，「Regarding bathing with father」，oh, a reply, 「it’s absolutely impossible for me.I do not even want to be seen when I’m wearing less than short sleeves and shorts ，spaghetti strap and underwear is totally no, my father is a normal person, but absoultely dislike (being seen)」.
Well from the mail received, 90% have the feeling that they 「Absolutely dislike it」，but there’s also one that’s like this. Akita-ken’s Moe chan，「I can bath normally with my father, play catch together，play remote controlled car together, we even compete in many lame games ，and we even hold hands when we go out. My friends even tell me that「Your relationship is so good」，and occasionally they will run away. Btw my father’s 50 years old, I’m 17 years old, high sch year 2」，
ma…maybe it’s the environment? ？How do I say this, maybe it’s because you treat your father as a man? Instead of seeing him as a father？And you feel that you’re a woman?
Spaghetti strap is no good, undergarments too. If I were to see my daughter in this and got told that「Daddy’s so disgusting can you not look over?」I’ll need to recover for 3 days.
Then let’s continue. Living in Fuchū’s miu，
「I joined the sports club, and my first target is to let my chest muscle shake. Now I can slightly make the area beneath my collarbone to shake like pikupiku，I’m super happy! I think that if I continue to train then I can make my entire chest to shake in a pikupiku manner (laugh). I will work hard!」.
Can female’s breast can also move in a pikupiku manner？Mine can move, see, it’s moving right? Maa the nipple’s very small though (laugh), can female’s move?
I’ve never seen before, those body builders’ can move though？
Like pikupiku, it’s quite shocking. For a day like this, to be overly-shocked, I need 3 days to recover. (laugh)
Continuing, from here to here I have goosebumps, really! (laugh) Goosebumps.
Living in kyoto’s rina chan，「My father brought me to see Osaka’s (so sorry it’s a festival but I don’t know it’s name)，there were many street vendor, and you can see many malt candy sculptors around. But this one uses malt candy to write, so I excitedly asked him to do a writing of my favourite person’s name, here’s the photo.」Oh! it’s amazing! 「Kamenashi」，isn’t this amazing?
To use malt candy to write「Kamenashi」in kanji is really shocking (laugh), need to recover for 3 days.
This is so amazing. And the “so shocked that I need to recover for 3 days” series, I’m not very sure about it too (laugh)，not that I like to use it recently, it’s totally comedian 「クールポコ」’s state ne (laugh).
So tell more about yourselves to Kamenashi Kazuya myself, anything is okay, the email address is kazuya@allnightnippon.com. After the break, that doctor will appear.
「Kamenashi Kazuya’s Kase by Kase」
One who listens to the listeners’ troubles, one who gives「Kamenashi Kazuya」as the remedy，the late night doctor, pepole call him, 「Kamensela-..kazuya」
(Laugh) It’s not counsellor but「Kamensela-kazuya」. Today he will also listen attentively to your troubles. Today’s patient is Yamaguchi Prefecture’s ayaka chan.
「Recently I’ve started to work as a bar girl, instead of saying that I like it, it’s more like because I want to earn more money. But I haven’t told my boyfriend. If it’s kamenashi kun, what would you feel if your girlfriend is a bar girl? 」 How would I feel? It must depend on the situation.
A：Hai
K：Hello？
A：Hai
K：I’m KAT-TUN’s Kamenashi Kazuya.
A：EH？！
K：ayaka chan?
A：Hai
K：are you working now?
A：hai, eh? Hai
K：is it okay? now
A：hai
K：it’s about「recently been working as bar girl」
A：hai, it’s that
K：now, you’re working?
A：yes in the middle of working
K：is the customer okay?
A：ah, hai, it’s okay now
K：really? You haven’t told your boyfriend?
A：haven’t
K：can’t bare to say it？
A: can’t…
K：what will happen if your boyfriend say that「these days why can’t we meet during the night?」
A：eh, boyfriend, it’s long distance relationship.
K：oh~~hohoho~~
A：he’s in tokyo
K：tokyo, boyfriend is from tokyo, where did you two meet?
A：eh? This is a secret（laugh）
K：why!（laugh）
A：eh, can’t tell you（laugh）
K：why! Tell me…
A：eh…on mixi (one of several social networking websites in Japan)
K：heh~~mixi?
A：hai
K：amazing
A：eh, is it?
K：then you two did not meet?
A：hai. It’s like he just said want to have a relationship with me, and it continued.
K：how long has it been?
A：it’s 2 years now
K：eh? Met each other before?
A: yup
K：at first the two of you started a relationship without meeting each other?
A：uh
K：amazing, don’t you feel scared?
A：eh? Is it?
K：eh? Is it normal?
A：normal
K：heh~~the society is changing. Amazing. What is your boyfriend doing?
A：student
K：university student？
A：uh
K：why don’t you dare to tell your boyfirend?
A：eh, why? If I tell him, I feel that..
K：afterall your boyfriend won’t feel very good, since you meet and chat with man every night, isn’t it?
A：uh, yes
K：wasn’t anyone intersted in you?
A：uh~~maa, there are quite a lot
K：so there were? Then what did you do in such situations? Will you say「I have a boyfriend」？
A：no I won’t
K: heh～
A：how do I say it,I’ll pretend that I didn’t hear it and reject him
K：honestly speaking, you’ve played with man before right, other than your boyfriend?
A：（laugh）must you ask this?
K：uh
A：ehh～
K：have right（laugh）
A：（laugh）
K：cheated on your boyfriend before？
A：uhh, a bit
K：a bit? One person? Two?
A：（laugh）
K：（laugh）
K：what what? how long have you been a bar girl?
A：uhh, for half a year
K：so you’ve done it with 2 people in half a year?
A：yes, done it
K：what did you do with them？one night love？
A：uh, no, no
K：going out?
A：not going out, but around 2 times?
K：eh? What do you mean? You did it twice?
A：did it（laugh）
K：for both?
A：yes for both
K：it’ll be horrible if you tell your boyfriend, won’t it?
A：yes very horrible
K：instead of saying it’s very horrible, for start, by doing this, won’t ayaka feel very horrible?
A：I feel a bit cheap
K：ayaka？
A：uh
K：cya cya cya，cya cya cya，cyara（sound the same as “cheap” ）
A：really？
K：really. You have a boyfriend and within half a year still did it with 2 men, there’s a feeling of 「can you celebrate」（laugh）
A：（laugh）you’re right
K：then to hear the conclusion, can your call “doctor”?
A：「doctor」
K：hello？ayaka chan？first time meeting you， I’m 「Kamensela-kazuya」，just now heard a bit about the conversation next door, I think it’s better not to tell your boyfriend.
A：uh
K：definitely!（laugh）then, pass the phone to Kamenashi kun
A：okay
K：the doctor also said not to tell, ma, don’t get found out, so do it carefully
A：okay, thank you very much
K：then, please do your work dilligently
A：hai
K：do you understand？
A：hai
K：then work hard okay!
A：hai I will work hard!
K：okay, then bye bye
A：hai, thank you very much
K：okay, bye bye
A：hai
cya cya cya，cya cya cya，cyara～，that’s 「Kamensela-kazuya」for you.
While spending the Friday night with you, 「Kamenashi kazuya’s kase by kase」has also reached the end. So, it’s better to not tell your boyfriend. Not that I disapprove of this job, but for guys to hear this, they will surely feel jealous and worried. Uh, so please do it smartly to survive(laugh）
please send a mail to the show, any topic is okay. To consult「Kamensela-kazuya」, and to hear whether it’s kame-ari or kame-nashi, please send to kazuya@allnightnippon.com。
Monday is Health and Sports Day, so there are 3 days break! So good, everyone please enjoy the break.
so this is Kamenashi Kazuya who spent the Friday night with you, pleae enjoy the weekends, and we’ll meet again next Friday, byebye.