Three on the Blood Liar

[katto_katto]

Well then, since we've all finished indulging in perversion, let's ask another question near and dear to the human - and maybe non-human- condition.

Namely, death.

Your thoughts. Your opinions. Nothing is...invalid. [He chuckles]

Comments

[numanstan]

Death? [This is a deep, meaningful philosophical question that will require all of Vince's brainpower to contemplate.]

... Hurts for a bit, but you get over it. I mean, s'not somethin' I'd like to do on a regular basis, but I don't see why everybody's always mingin' on about it.

[katto_katto]

So you died before coming here?

[numanstan]

Nope, only died here. I've got a friend back home who died, though; after he was done bein' all dramatic 'bout it, he got over it, too.

[katto_katto]

Hmph. How boring.

[numanstan]

S'not really borin'.

I mean, I had to go rescue him from Hell and all that.

That's pretty cool.

[katto_katto]

...what?

[numanstan]

I had to go rescue him from Hell. You deaf or somethin'?

... Alright, it was Monkey Hell, but they're basically the same deal. Lots of fire. Brimstone. Poor lightin'. Stuff like that.

[katto_katto]

This place seems to be a home for the mad.

[numanstan]

You're the one talkin' 'bout death, mate. You asked; I'm just tellin' you stuff that's really happened. Believe me if you want, 'cause I reckon it don't matter in the long run.

[katto_katto]

So many things in this drama of life are influenced by what people believe. Perhaps you believe you went to hell...I don't.

[numanstan]

I did, though! I took a cab!

[katto_katto]

Of course, of course.

[numanstan]

... You're just jealous 'cause you've never been to Hell.

[katto_katto]

Never been to hell!

Kihihihihihi! Why would I? I make them!

[numanstan]

... Out of macramé?

[katto_katto]

As in hell on earth.