Two on the Blood Liar (action)

[katto_katto]

[Today Wallachia can be seen watering his front yeard, whistling. He waves to everyone who passes, as though everything is perfectly normal. You would be forgiven for thinking he's brainwashed.]

[And then you notice that the water coming out of the can is quite red.]

Comments

[ciaobastards]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[katto_katto]

Why it's for the plants, of course!

[ciaobastards]

BUT THAT'S-THAT'S--

[katto_katto]

A woman's job? Nonsense! I don't want to see her get dirty!

[ciaobastards]

NO! I MEAN THAT I-IT'S BLOOD, DAMMIT!

[katto_katto]

Everyone here has an overactive imagination.

[ciaobastards]

I-it's not blood? Then what the hell is it?! Everyone here's been through a fucking murder spree, if you forgot about it, bastard.

[katto_katto]

Fertilizer.

I wouldn't know, I just got here. [Lying out of his ass]

[ciaobastards]

I haven't seen any fertilizer that looks like that shit.

[Totally can't tell.] But everyone has, okay? So it'd be a really good fucking idea if you'd be more damn considerate!

[katto_katto]

Clearly you haven't seen much.

Alright, alright.

[ciaobastards]

I've seen just enough. Stop being an assuming bastard.

[katto_katto]

You wound me.

[ciaobastards]

Good to know.