2 days till xmas!
You Were a Little Naughty This Year!
While you're not likely to greet Santa with sucker punch...
He's still not too jolly about coming to your house.
You might get a small token from Mr. Claus
Like some detox pills for your liver.
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
To pick up katharine: Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.
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