Press Gang QotD redistributed
Today's Quote of the Day on the Press Gang mailing list really reminded me of why I love the show so much. (Well, the dialogue is just one of the reasons, but still.) Hence, I'm redistributing it for my flist:
Spike: So if you're at home, how come I had to phone you on your mobile? The phone in your flat is ringing out.
Lynda: Well excuse me if I don't leap up and freeze to death in the hall! I happen to be in the bath!
Crawford: Stay here, I'll be back in a moment.
Lynda: Fine, right.
Spike: Who was that?
Lynda: Ah, there's a water shortage.
Spike: So you got someone in the bath with you?
Lynda: I'm joking. It's just, you know, the plumber.
Spike: You got the plumber there while you're in the bath?
Lynda: It's okay; he's blind.
Spike: Blind?
Lynda: Yeah, why not - you can plumb blind!
Spike: I wanna speak to him.
Lynda: Ah... He's gone out to his van.
Spike: He drives?
Lynda: What's your lucky number?
Spike: Excuse me, but I would like to know more about this blind driving plumber you bathe with! Could you explain any of that?
Lynda: Well I'm lying obviously. You know me.
Spike: Don't I just!
Lynda: He can see me fine.
Spike: Tell me, boss, what am I still dating you for?
Lynda: Ask my plumber.
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Spike: So if you're at home, how come I had to phone you on your mobile? The phone in your flat is ringing out.
Lynda: Well excuse me if I don't leap up and freeze to death in the hall! I happen to be in the bath!
Crawford: Stay here, I'll be back in a moment.
Lynda: Fine, right.
Spike: Who was that?
Lynda: Ah, there's a water shortage.
Spike: So you got someone in the bath with you?
Lynda: I'm joking. It's just, you know, the plumber.
Spike: You got the plumber there while you're in the bath?
Lynda: It's okay; he's blind.
Spike: Blind?
Lynda: Yeah, why not - you can plumb blind!
Spike: I wanna speak to him.
Lynda: Ah... He's gone out to his van.
Spike: He drives?
Lynda: What's your lucky number?
Spike: Excuse me, but I would like to know more about this blind driving plumber you bathe with! Could you explain any of that?
Lynda: Well I'm lying obviously. You know me.
Spike: Don't I just!
Lynda: He can see me fine.
Spike: Tell me, boss, what am I still dating you for?
Lynda: Ask my plumber.
This entry was originally posted at http://katta.dreamwidth.org/481630.html and has
comments there.