I succeeded in making the TV meme harder than the movie meme - several of the shows are still unguessed.
Hence, here are some hints for the remaining quotes of both memes.
MOVIES:
"Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so DUMB!"
Hint: The speaker has successfully calmed down a crowd by pretending to take himself hostage. (Blazing Saddles, first spotted by
vily)
"How do you like children?"
"Barbecued!"
Hint: A late Ingrid Bergman film or an early Goldie Hawn film, depending on how you look at it. (Cactus Flower, first spotted by
vic_ramsey)
TV SHOWS:
"You're cutting school? But you like school, remember? You're a geek!"
"I gotta help Mark find a job."
"That's a great idea! I'll cut too and help him find his shoes!"
Hint: The speakers are sisters, and one of them is married to the Mark in question. (Roseanne, first spotted by
wesleysgirl)
"My ego got so big it left me."
Hint: This quotes has two "home shows". One of them was successfully guessed to be Press Gang. The other is another Moffat-penned show, and the quote fits even better the second time in use. (second show Jekyll, first spotted by
rhiannonjk)
"Have you any idea what a future would be like with me?"
"No, but I know what it would be like without you."
Hint: One of the speakers is a redheaded girl, and the show a spin-off from a miniseries about another redheaded girl. (Road to Avonlea, first spotted by
angorian)
"You give him time. I'd like to put him over my knee."
Hint: One of my childhood shows, which I've been talking quite a bit about lately. (Zorro, first spotted by
rhiannonjk)
"You're such a dick."
"Yes, I know."
Hint: The "dick" in question was this TV season's best villain, all categories.
"Honey, you're a boy. It doesn't matter if you're fat or not!"
Hint: "Honey" cares very much if he's fat or not. How else is he going to fit into those fabulous designer clothes? (Ugly Betty, first spotted by
andrealyn)