That's style!

Jan 14, 2008 00:01

I'm watching old Nöjesmassakern clips over at YouTube, and am immature enough to find some of them hilarious, like the disease "anal magnetism" (even more dangerous than oral galvanism!) or Helge and Olle talking about chicks.

The latter is so delightfully juvenile that I want to share it with you.

Olle & Helge pratar brudar.

For those of you who don't speak Swedish, here's the translation:

Olle: Cheers, Helge!
Helge: Cheers, Olle!
Olle: You know, Helge!
Helge: Yes?
Olle: Life isn' just booze.
Helge: Hahahaha. Sure it is.
Olle: No, Helge, the body has needs too. We gotta get some chicks.
Helge: Heh. The kind with boobs?
Olle: How the hell did you know that?
Helge: In my head. Haha.
Olle: But, you, like, now, I was thinking, like, the most important thing, y'know, when you get some chicks, y'know, that's style.
Helge: Style?
Olle: Yes!
Helge: Never heard of it.
Olle: Well, y'know, style, like Bengt Westerberg and Fred Astaire have style.
Helge: Ah yes... we're gonna tap dance!
Olle: Dammit, Helge, 's just an esample, just an esample dammit.
Helge: All right.
Olle: Bengt Westerberg doesn' tap dance.
Helge: No.
Olle: Now I've checked out two... two... two, like, chicks, they're called Ulla and Helga.
Helge: Yes?
Olle: They, like, live in the bungaloffs next to ours, y'know.
Helge: Yeah. We gonna... we gonna ask them to a restaurant then, Olle?
Olle: Then we'll never, like, get them back to our place. It's just as well we invite them home to our place right away.
Helge: Ah! For a whisky 'n soda.
Olle: Dammit, Helge, you have no style, y'know.
Helge: Nah.
Olle: We gotta get banana liqueur, y'know. That's style.
Helge: Yes. And then we nail them.
Olle: Helge, dammit, we have to give 'em... give 'em little drinks of banana liqueur, y'know, with little umbrellas and pieces of chos... chot... chocolate. Don't correct my talking! Pieces of chocolate! Chicks dig that. That's style, Helge!
Helge: Right. Yeah. Then we nail them.
Olle: But Helge, dammit, y'know... No, then, y'know, then, then...
Helge: It's all news to me!
Olle: Then, then we play, y'know, we play music for them. That's style, y'know.
Helge: Yes. Yes! Hard rock! Kiss! Haha, boom boom boom boom...
Olle: Not, not Piss and shit like that. We're gonna play Vikingarna. That's style!
Helge: Ah. Yes. And THEN we nail them.
Olle: Helge, dammit, then, then we go out and watch the moon reflecting in the water.
Helge: Yeah... that's style!
Olle: Now, Helge! Now the pennies are starting to turn, y'know!
Helge: Yeah, in my head!
Olle: Yeah, y'know! And then...
Helge: Yeah?
Olle: THEN we nail them.
Helge: Yeah!
Olle: That's style!

humour, nöjesmassakern

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