Moff-wank
Since several people who are displeased about RTD claim that Moffat should take over as head of Doctor Who, and since I love Moffat to pieces but am convinced that fans will wank about everything, I have made a list.
Top ten wank-worthy things that could happen on Doctor Who if Steven Moffat took over
10. The next companion says ”apparently” a lot and reduces the Doctor to a stuttering mess.
9. The Master sells Britain to the Daleks who have the Pennines covered in leopard skin.
8. The Doctor's next regeneration has a fake American accent.
7. The Master gets boob-shaped Dalek bumps.
6.The amount of penis jokes increases with 300%.
5. It is revealed that Rose has the exact same personality as the Doctor's mother.
4. The Doctor becomes obsessed with lesbian porn.
3. The show ends with a cliffhanger where you don't know if the Doctor is dead or alive.
2.There's canon S&M with the details wrong.
1. The Doctor is revealed to actually be David Tennant who has had a nervous breakdown and thinks he's the Doctor.
ETA: I had one that I forgot while I was typing the list - entire episodes are done in dream sequence - but coming to think of it, fans might actually like that one.
Top ten wank-worthy things that could happen on Doctor Who if Steven Moffat took over
10. The next companion says ”apparently” a lot and reduces the Doctor to a stuttering mess.
9. The Master sells Britain to the Daleks who have the Pennines covered in leopard skin.
8. The Doctor's next regeneration has a fake American accent.
7. The Master gets boob-shaped Dalek bumps.
6.The amount of penis jokes increases with 300%.
5. It is revealed that Rose has the exact same personality as the Doctor's mother.
4. The Doctor becomes obsessed with lesbian porn.
3. The show ends with a cliffhanger where you don't know if the Doctor is dead or alive.
2.There's canon S&M with the details wrong.
1. The Doctor is revealed to actually be David Tennant who has had a nervous breakdown and thinks he's the Doctor.
ETA: I had one that I forgot while I was typing the list - entire episodes are done in dream sequence - but coming to think of it, fans might actually like that one.