BEST DIRTY JOKE EVER!!
This one woman was highly unsatisfied with her and her husbands sex life so she slipped a viagra into his beer. That night he was like.. neh.. whatever.
So the next night she slipped in TWO viagra pills into his beer. That night was a little better, but it wasnt the mind blowing sex that the wife wanted.
So the next night she dumps the rest of the pills into his beer. A few hours later a little boy walks up to the neighbors house. the nieghbor opens the door and asks the little boy why he is crying. the little boy said:
"My mommy's dead, my sister's pregnant, MY ass hurts, and my daddy's running around the front yard screaming here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
So the next night she slipped in TWO viagra pills into his beer. That night was a little better, but it wasnt the mind blowing sex that the wife wanted.
So the next night she dumps the rest of the pills into his beer. A few hours later a little boy walks up to the neighbors house. the nieghbor opens the door and asks the little boy why he is crying. the little boy said:
"My mommy's dead, my sister's pregnant, MY ass hurts, and my daddy's running around the front yard screaming here kitty, kitty, kitty!"