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Dear lidl_delirium ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the maffia wants you. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your camping car and I saw you put leeches on my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about a passionate interest for mice.
Go burn,
katsu_05