This movie was better than I'd expected but not as good as I'd hoped. -shrug- I wasn't a fan of the book, but I tried to walk into my theatre with an open mind, and... I wasn't disappointed, because I was waiting to watching something much worse, but I don't think I'd see it again. o3o
Honestly, Bella, could you get any angstier? "I thought people from Pheonix were supposed to be tan..." "That's probably why they kicked me out. -sobsob-" I don't feel bad for you, Ms. Swan. Seriously.
And Edward! Kat, I am with you on the mood changes. And was it just me, or did he look like he was going to cry the entire movie? Yeah, I know - vampire, sunken eyes, whatever - but that doesn't give him any excuses for the bizarre faces he pulled. Srsly.
Have you read Cleolinda's "Twilight the Movie in Fifteen Minutes"? It's hilarious. She hits all the major points. ROSALIE [*BOWLSMASH FOOTSTAMP *]: I HAVE BEEN SLAVING AWAY OVER A HOT STOVE ALL DAY SO I COULD WATCH THIS STUPID BITCH EAT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUMAN, EDWARD! FUCK YOU AND THE VOLVO YOU RODE IN ON! Yup. That's her right there.
Hmmmmummmmummuumumhgjasldfs I had something else to say here but I forgot it. Happy Turkey Day. Eat lots of good food to make up for lame colleges. D:
OH YES THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED TO READ. I need to read her summaries of Breaking Dawn. Yegods that's going to be fun.
MKAY YES I SHOULD BE WATCHING HOUSE INSTEAD OF BEING ONLINE. Forget mingling with family, haha. I'm trying to push off the supplements for as long as possible :(
Honestly, Bella, could you get any angstier?
"I thought people from Pheonix were supposed to be tan..."
"That's probably why they kicked me out. -sobsob-"
I don't feel bad for you, Ms. Swan. Seriously.
And Edward! Kat, I am with you on the mood changes. And was it just me, or did he look like he was going to cry the entire movie? Yeah, I know - vampire, sunken eyes, whatever - but that doesn't give him any excuses for the bizarre faces he pulled. Srsly.
Have you read Cleolinda's "Twilight the Movie in Fifteen Minutes"? It's hilarious. She hits all the major points.
ROSALIE [*BOWLSMASH FOOTSTAMP *]: I HAVE BEEN SLAVING AWAY OVER A HOT STOVE ALL DAY SO I COULD WATCH THIS STUPID BITCH EAT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUMAN, EDWARD! FUCK YOU AND THE VOLVO YOU RODE IN ON!
Yup. That's her right there.
Hmmmmummmmummuumumhgjasldfs I had something else to say here but I forgot it. Happy Turkey Day. Eat lots of good food to make up for lame colleges. D:
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OH YES THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED TO READ. I need to read her summaries of Breaking Dawn. Yegods that's going to be fun.
MKAY YES I SHOULD BE WATCHING HOUSE INSTEAD OF BEING ONLINE. Forget mingling with family, haha. I'm trying to push off the supplements for as long as possible :(
happy thanksgiving :]
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