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Today on the bus, there was an advertisement for some car insurance hanging on the ceiling. I pointed up to it and said "Look, that ad has a penguin with sunglasses."
My friends turn to me and look at me funny.
It was polar bear.
I called a polar bear a penguin.
I think I'm losing it.
And what makes it worse is that in a Starbucks later, I met up with some friends from high school. One of them bought a cookie shaped like a polar bear, and my other friend walks up and says "Sooo how's that penguin cookie?"