Here's the recap from last night. Spoilers!!!
-Claire ignores Gretchen. Matt self loathes. Sylar looks good in black. Peter's hero complex is ongoing. Check, check, check! English eyeliner guy gets all gussied up in a suit and laments cleanliness. Nice. Lydia looks pretty and shows too much skin. English eyeliner is off to replace his dead bro. Lydia asks him if he'll visit his "home" and he tells her no. He talks about compasses and needs. So they were like that, huh? And the incestual undertones will continue on this weeks Heroes. English eyeliner gathers his ink and takes off, nattily dressed in a suit. WTF-ever.
-Peter even brushes his teeth heroically! Die tartar die! Begone gingivitis! He gets served with papers by a guy in dreads for rescuing a guy. Peter seems surprised. I'm surprised, hasn't Peter lived in New York his whole life?
-A cute blond wakes up in a earthquake. I kid. She's obviously deaf and her alarm shakes her bed and shines bright lights at her. She has a cat, hey,I like her already. She gets ready for work and is about to leave the house when she hears water drip from the faucet in the kitchen. Weird. Also, she puts ear-buds in. Someone is hiding her disability...
-Matt is on stake-out. Sylar shows up to save us from boredom. Matt confesses to "falling off the wagon". Sylar taunts and looks sexy while he complains. Heh. He called Matt mediocre. *snerk* Matt and his partner search the house, and SURPRISE! Sylar taunts and teases, and actually saves Matt's life.
-HRG brings his Claire-bear house warming gifts. Aww! They banter and can I mention how much I miss the Bennet family? He offers to take her to lunch and she dashes off to brush her teeth. WTH? What's with all the teeth brushing? Oh! The bathrooms are co-ed! LOL. Gretchen shows up to confront Claire, and she asks about what she saw. Claire deflects and Gretchen ingratiates herself to HRG. Claire tries to intervene, but Gretchen already has the invite to lunch, she's not backing down. I like Gretchen!
-Back with Matt and Sylar. Heh. I love the line where he says he always though he'd make a good cop. Of course you did Sylar, of course you did. Matt discovers a stuffed rabbit in the bathroom, again with Sylar's help and this show just got skeevier. Please Kring, do not go there.
-Peter decides to find the cop who's suing him for being rescued. He meets the cute deaf girl and figures out about her being deaf. Peter's kinda cute here and I can see why all the fans swoon over him. A cup crashes to the floor and she hears it. She directs Peter to his cop. Of course it is English eyeliner! Color me not surprised. Peter, I see forced tattooing in your future, and I didn't have to use any ability to see that coming.
-Peter thinks there's been a mistake! Oh puppy, I mean Peter! He calls English eyeliner a scammer., he doesn't remember rescuing him. English eyeliner goes all "familial obligations and I can't work... " Peter finally leaves. Deaf girl goes to see an eye doctor. Looks like she has synethizia (sp) seeing sounds, or something. She leaves and I'm sad.
-HRG is trying to get the girls to eat new foods. He calls Claire out on her "stink-face". Lollers! Oh Bennet, you should have taken them to the sushi place! Gretchen and Claire have a moment and it's adorable. The girls verbally spar and HRG knows what's up. He verbally bitch slaps Gretchen and I giggle helplessly. GO HRG! Show her the badassery!
-Sylar sits and contemplates the stuffed bunny. I'm torn now, cause Sylar+bunny=WIN! But let's not get ahead of ourselves here, k? Matt talks to Sylar, he wants to know more about his theories about what the house is used for. Sylar ignores Matt. And Matt looks like a psycopath for talking to no one to the perp. Sylar insults and cajoles, and is generally unpleasant. Meanwhile, Matt finds a ransom note in a box and figures out the perp has kidnapped a kid.
-Back at the lunch date Gretchen has no idea her days are numbered. HRG says he's calling the Hatian. Claire gets huffy. Claire says it's her mess and she''ll take care of it herself. Because she's done so well at that in the past! This should be amusing.
-Matt tries to get the perp to talk. There is a kidnapped girl and he must save her. Sylar taunts from the sidelines. Finally Matt breaks down and uses his power. He finds the girl under the stairs dead and proceeds to beat the crap out of the perp. His partner comes back and stops him. Nothing was real, the girl, the note, the kidnapping. Sylar tells him that he used his own power against him. Matt, you are in trouble now.
-Peter's life partner shows up and asked about Peter getting sued. Some people think that Peter is causing the accidents.Looks like there won't be a wedding in Rhode Island for these two. (And I had matching tuxes picked out and everything!)
-English eyeliner breaks into Peter's apartment and leaves ink on the wall? HUH? Then Peter shows up. Oh I see, English eyeliner made one of the newspaper clippings look like he was in the picture. Oh. Okay.
-Meanwhile Lydia and Toad sneak and use phones. Hey was that a commercial?
-Dude! That is the outfit that Claire changed into to go to lunch with her dad? REALLY? She tells Gretchen she's pushy. They talk about keeping secrets. Gretchen tells Claire she's bulimic andd Claire looks perky in her dress. Claire tells her she wants to trust her and offers to answer anything.
-Peter shows up to apologize to English eyeliner for doubting that he was rescued by Peter. Oh Peter. You should always trust your first instincts. They talk about English eyeliner losing his brother. Peter does his helpful advice thing and the men shake hands. English eyeliner says Peter was so nice that he's dropping the lawsuit. Peter tells him to go visit his "home". I missed something here but I can't be bothered to rewind.
-Deaf girl is seeing the music a cellist plays in the park and is freaked out.She touches the cello and plucks a string, seeing the sound in bright blue. So she takes up the cello and starts to play. The guy who it belongs to is probably going to be pissed. Oh no, her music is beautiful and they all stop and stare. Even Peter hears her from across the park and goes to find her. The crowd claps for her and she runs off. Peter chases her, cause that's what he DOES.
-English eyeliner goes "home". And crashes a dinner party in a mansion. He is denied entrance and wanders off.
-Claire and Gretchen bond over girl talk and chick rocker music. They are both in white tank tops, are they going to have a pillow fight next? Gretchen asks to see Claire heal, and Claire gives her a pair of scissors and lets Gretchen cut her. Okay, that was cute, Claire yelled like it hurt and scared Gretchen. Hee! Then her dad calls! HRG tells her he worries, but he trusts her. She can handle her own problems. Aww! HRG! Claire asks Gretchen to be her roomie! Shower sex tiem nao?
-The perp that Matt beat is a bloody unconscious mess and Matt's partner is pissed. He tells Matt to find himself a lawyer. Matt's screwed the pooch this time. Except then he decides to mind wipe his partner to save his ass. Way to keep your morals, Matt! Sylar does his bit. And I almost feel sorry for Matt. Almost.
-Peter is back at work and a sink hole opened up under the mansion that was English eyeliner's "home'". Take that you rich assholes! Hahahahaha! And then Peter developes a sudden tattoo in the shape of a compass that apparently hurts. English eyeliner looks on and smiles.
Am I the only one that thinks this show is done for after this season?