You're a Kitty
"Mr. David Harmon?"
"Yes, that's me. Why did you want to see me?"
"Mr. Harmon, it has come to our attention that you are a kitty. You are a fluffy kitty, and the sweetest little kitty. Look at his little paws, for he is the most precious kitty."
The tabby wriggled free from the expensive bespoke suit that it had found itself entangled in, his soft little paws taking hold of the catnip mouse he had been presented with.
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"I'd like to thank you for helping us out with that."
"It's no problem. Some just need help remembering. It's a more widespread problem than people think. We think there might even be one that's running for president."
"Yes, that's me. Why did you want to see me?"
"Mr. Harmon, it has come to our attention that you are a kitty. You are a fluffy kitty, and the sweetest little kitty. Look at his little paws, for he is the most precious kitty."
The tabby wriggled free from the expensive bespoke suit that it had found itself entangled in, his soft little paws taking hold of the catnip mouse he had been presented with.
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"I'd like to thank you for helping us out with that."
"It's no problem. Some just need help remembering. It's a more widespread problem than people think. We think there might even be one that's running for president."