Quick/ Kool-aid
"When i was a lil kid i used to have crazy dreams. Do you remember Nestle's quick? You know the powder you would put in your drink and youd stir it for like 30 minutes and no matter how har you fuckin... there were still chunks of powdery magma that would float up and explode in your eye while ur tryin to drink. Take a sip and poooowww UH a sand missle jsut blew up in my eye. The movie Dune is in my choclaty drink. I dont like it when the movie dune is in my drink. When i was like 5 or 6 years old i took the powder and snorted it. You know i hear about speed so i thought speed... quick. So then i had fucked up dreams bc i was all 'hopped up on the Q' we would call it in the streets. No ill tell u what dream used to scare me when i was a lil kid, used to totally give me nightmares... you member those kool-aid commercials? You know where that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashin thro ur fuckin wall in your living room. You wouldnt even know hed BOOM oh yeaaa oh yeaaa. Ryt, and the lil kids were all excited YESS YESS! And then they would drink outta him after debris fell in his open, dumb head. He would pour himself oh yeaaaaa oh yeaaaaa. Him and his crazy tights. I dont like that when juice wears tights. Its a horrible combination when juice wearing tights. Fuck drinkin outta him id be like You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. Hes gonna beat me with a belt. Hes not gonna balieve a talkin bowl of fruit punch came in here. You stupid idiot. Yea comin thro the wall is real fuckin cool. Coming thro the front door is cool, dont touch me you drink! Dont touch me you giant beverage."
-dane cook
-dane cook