Hello, LJ! I have been instructed to post! I swear I have been reading regularly, even though I have not posted in a million years!
Claire: [redacted and irrelevant work story]
Me: I can't even respond to this properly because mostly it reminded me of my dream last night where the world's tiniest Stanley Cup parade interrupted my wedding.
I don't know, okay.
Claire: ahahahahaaa oh my god that's an awesome dream. AWESOME. who were you marrying???
Me: I'm not sure, but the wedding colours were fuchsia and orange, so I'm going to go ahead and guess not
jocondite.
Yeahhhhh, you haven't missed much, LJ.