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What time is it now: 1:58
Your Name: Charlotte Jeanette
Your Nickname: Crab
Your Online Name: a bunch
Your sex: female
Your Age: 18
Your Sign: Taurus
Your height: 5'6
Your weight: meh
Hair color: red
Eye color: hazel
Hair length: fairly short
Do you wear glasses: just sunglasses
Are your teeth straight: yes i ahve 35 hundred dolla teeth
Do you have freckles: some
Do you have a fake tooth: not yet
Do you have a fake eye: i wish i did so i could throw it peoples food
Do you draw fake moles on yourself: no should i?
Your religion: none
Highest level of school: im a freshmen in college
Do you work: yep
How do you dress: like me?
Do you smoke: yes
Do you drink: i quit
Do you do drugs: i have
Do you have friends: lots! :-)
Do you have online friends: a few
Do you like your friends: of course otherwise they wouldnt be my friends
Do you like your online friends: of course
Got any kids? not now, hopefully not for a long time
Got any pets? not here, unless you count theodore the venus fly trap
Got a car? yeaah
Live on your own? on campus
Live with your 'rents? nope
Favorites
Type of music: punk,rock.. emo odlies
Actor: edward norton, johnny depp
Actress: ?
Movie: house of a 1000 corpes, rocky horror picture show
Soda: dr pepper
Food: right now peanut buerr and jelly
Sexual Position: i havent figured that one out yet
Car: i dont know
Hobby: painting, music, reading, artsy shit
Sport: skateboarding, im starting to like football
Musician: sooo many
Artist: georgia o'keefe is my hero
Author: Steven King,but i think that most of the people that say they are fans are just a bunch of posers
Anime: dunno, don't really watch much
Song: jeez, waay too many to list
Color: red, pink
TV Show: the simpsons
Brand of beer: dont drink
Brand of liquor: i quit
Brand of smokes: lots
Brand of drug: none
Brand of clothes: none
Record Label: no prefrence
Brand of glue: uh, elmers..?
Online test: quizdivas
Online chat thing: aim cuz thats what most of my friends have
Shape: silhouettes of naked people
Texture: velvet
Game: ?only your mind games
Place: in my tony's arms
Year: 1969
Holiday: halloweenie
Quote: god so many
Animal: camels and monsters
Sound: you dont wanna know
Book: dont know
Drink: dr pepper
Sex
Virgin: nope
Butthole a virgin?: yes
mouth a virgin: what? i guess not
Kinky turns you on: hehe there's a few..
More than 15 partners: nope
Have sex with music on: sure
Had group sex: nope
Had a threesome: nope
Had cyber sex: hmmm
Had cyber anal sex: ew no
Had sex with inanimate objects: lol nope
Had sex with an animal: gross never
What turns you on: tony
What turns you off: hairy ears
is Oral sex is good: yes!
Do you like sex: yup yup
Lies:
Have you lied: yes
Do you lie: i have
Do you lie often: no
Do you lie to save your own ass: i have
Do you lie to save someone else ass: yup
Would you tell a lie that stopped your death but caused the death of your lover: no
Would you tell a lie that stopped your death but caused the death of your enemy: probably not
Would you tell a lie that let you keep your job but fired your friend: no
Would you tell a lie that let you keep your job but fired "that bitch you work with": i don't know.. maybe
Have you lied to gain money: dont think so
Would you lie to gain money: nah
Do you enjoy lying to strangers: not usually
Have you ever enjoyed lying to a stranger: yes..
Do you lie to bums that ask for spare change, saying you have none: i have
Would you dare to lie in the face of evil: uh.. sure?
Would you dare to lie in the face of your mother: i have :-(
Would you dare to lie in the face of your God: dont have a "god"
Would you lie to get laid: lol no
Have you lied to get laid: nope
Would you lie to get a job: nope
Have you lied to get a job: no
Would you lie to get a date: no
Have you lied to get a date: nope
Are lies really that harmless: i dunno.. some maybe
Do you lie on online surveys to make yourself seem super cool: whats the point? maybe if im joking
Do you lie online: um dont think so
If lying is sinful.. are you going to hell: Im goin to hell... if there is one
Love life:
Are you single: nope
Are you with someone: yes
Are you married: no
Are you divorced:
Are you "Separated": n/a
Are you "on break": n/a
Ever been in love: yes
How many times: shut up
Looking back do you regret it: nope
Do you date people you meet online: nope
Do you date people you meet at bars: ive only been to one and i wouldnt date anyone from that one
Do you date people: sure, what else would i date? lol
Do you "net date": nope
Are you happy with your current status, why: yes because im happy
Do you have a crush on someone close to you: my tony
Are you still holding on to the past: yes too often
Do you agree that Jet Li is a good husband for Shajuana: what now?
The following apply to you?. Y/N
Witty: sure
Charming: yes :-D
Quiet: nah
Loud: yeah
Pretty: tony says so
Radical: a little
Sucky: ?hmmm
Smart: yeah
Stupid: i can be
Dumbass: nah
Ugly: nah
Slow: yeah
Fast: sometimes
Talented: sure
Useless: i think so sometimes
Punk: i guess
Young: yeah
Old: nope
Past your prime: hell no
You're just reaching your prime: nope
Dashing: haha i don't know
Daring: somewhat
Dainty: meh not really
Powerful: not especially
Athletic: nooo
Artistic: yes
Superhuman: that'd be cool
Sexy: i've been told so ;-)
The following are Good/Bad
Rap: some is ok
Sex: great
Love: great
Pain: mostly bad... some can be alright... right?
Happiness: very good
Pop music: meh
Anime: good i guess..
TV: sok
Country: sok
Metal: some is good
Nu-Metal: eh
Death Metal: meh doesnt tickle my pickle
Industrial: some good
Punk Rock: great
Easy Listening: meh
Korn: videos good
Murderous Rampages: haha baad
Sega: ooh good
Nintendo: great
Play Station: great
Game Boy: alright
Chinese Food: good
Italian Food: good
Japanese Food: good
Mexican Food: good (lol ok i just like food)
Online Quizzes: good
Online Surveys: see above
What Shajuana wants to know about you: uh.. what?
Whats your deep dark secret: not telling!
Whats your biggest fear: losing my mom
Whats your greatest sexual experience: nunya
Whats your best date ever: any wif tony
Whats your worst date ever: hmm, haven't really ever had one
What is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you: nevermind
Would you make a good candidate for Jerry Springer: hey i'm not that trashy hehe
Anime isn't that bad is it?: i guess not
You agree that DVD is much better than VHS right? smost def
Politics: I dotn wanna answer these
Do you hate America:
Do you hate terrorism:
Do you think America shouldn't be involved in the Mid East why:
Do you hate western culture:
Do you like America:
DO you like Americans:
Did you vote for Bush: I Will answer this one... fuck no, and i dont plan on it
Do you think Bush is doing a good job: no
Are you Canadian, you fuck: no
Do you believe your country is doing okay or would you change things:
Are you conservative or liberal? pretty damn liberal
Do you think immigration in America is out of hand?
Do you think that group of black people suing some southern company for profiting on slavery in the 1800's has a good claim?
Or do you think if they actually win, that every Native American should sue England, France and Spain for invading them, and profiting off them?
Religion:
Are you religious? nope
Do you believe in a higher being: yes
Is every religion wrong except your own? no
Do you believe that any religion is lower than your own, or is wrong? no
Is your God the only god? ?
Are you going to heaven? im goin to hell who's coming with me
Are you going to hell? see above
Money:
Do you like it? sure
Do you have any? haha not really
Anna give Shajuana some? nope
Do you make a lot of it? not really
Do you get your money through illegal ways? no
Do you pay taxes? yes
Do you think you shouldn't have to? no
Finally:
Who did you get this survey from? some lj community
Do you swear that this is the last survey you'll ever post in your lj, you fuck? riiiiiight
What time is it? 7:55 i had to go away for a bit
What time is it now: 1:58
Your Name: Charlotte Jeanette
Your Nickname: Crab
Your Online Name: a bunch
Your sex: female
Your Age: 18
Your Sign: Taurus
Your height: 5'6
Your weight: meh
Hair color: red
Eye color: hazel
Hair length: fairly short
Do you wear glasses: just sunglasses
Are your teeth straight: yes i ahve 35 hundred dolla teeth
Do you have freckles: some
Do you have a fake tooth: not yet
Do you have a fake eye: i wish i did so i could throw it peoples food
Do you draw fake moles on yourself: no should i?
Your religion: none
Highest level of school: im a freshmen in college
Do you work: yep
How do you dress: like me?
Do you smoke: yes
Do you drink: i quit
Do you do drugs: i have
Do you have friends: lots! :-)
Do you have online friends: a few
Do you like your friends: of course otherwise they wouldnt be my friends
Do you like your online friends: of course
Got any kids? not now, hopefully not for a long time
Got any pets? not here, unless you count theodore the venus fly trap
Got a car? yeaah
Live on your own? on campus
Live with your 'rents? nope
Favorites
Type of music: punk,rock.. emo odlies
Actor: edward norton, johnny depp
Actress: ?
Movie: house of a 1000 corpes, rocky horror picture show
Soda: dr pepper
Food: right now peanut buerr and jelly
Sexual Position: i havent figured that one out yet
Car: i dont know
Hobby: painting, music, reading, artsy shit
Sport: skateboarding, im starting to like football
Musician: sooo many
Artist: georgia o'keefe is my hero
Author: Steven King,but i think that most of the people that say they are fans are just a bunch of posers
Anime: dunno, don't really watch much
Song: jeez, waay too many to list
Color: red, pink
TV Show: the simpsons
Brand of beer: dont drink
Brand of liquor: i quit
Brand of smokes: lots
Brand of drug: none
Brand of clothes: none
Record Label: no prefrence
Brand of glue: uh, elmers..?
Online test: quizdivas
Online chat thing: aim cuz thats what most of my friends have
Shape: silhouettes of naked people
Texture: velvet
Game: ?only your mind games
Place: in my tony's arms
Year: 1969
Holiday: halloweenie
Quote: god so many
Animal: camels and monsters
Sound: you dont wanna know
Book: dont know
Drink: dr pepper
Sex
Virgin: nope
Butthole a virgin?: yes
mouth a virgin: what? i guess not
Kinky turns you on: hehe there's a few..
More than 15 partners: nope
Have sex with music on: sure
Had group sex: nope
Had a threesome: nope
Had cyber sex: hmmm
Had cyber anal sex: ew no
Had sex with inanimate objects: lol nope
Had sex with an animal: gross never
What turns you on: tony
What turns you off: hairy ears
is Oral sex is good: yes!
Do you like sex: yup yup
Lies:
Have you lied: yes
Do you lie: i have
Do you lie often: no
Do you lie to save your own ass: i have
Do you lie to save someone else ass: yup
Would you tell a lie that stopped your death but caused the death of your lover: no
Would you tell a lie that stopped your death but caused the death of your enemy: probably not
Would you tell a lie that let you keep your job but fired your friend: no
Would you tell a lie that let you keep your job but fired "that bitch you work with": i don't know.. maybe
Have you lied to gain money: dont think so
Would you lie to gain money: nah
Do you enjoy lying to strangers: not usually
Have you ever enjoyed lying to a stranger: yes..
Do you lie to bums that ask for spare change, saying you have none: i have
Would you dare to lie in the face of evil: uh.. sure?
Would you dare to lie in the face of your mother: i have :-(
Would you dare to lie in the face of your God: dont have a "god"
Would you lie to get laid: lol no
Have you lied to get laid: nope
Would you lie to get a job: nope
Have you lied to get a job: no
Would you lie to get a date: no
Have you lied to get a date: nope
Are lies really that harmless: i dunno.. some maybe
Do you lie on online surveys to make yourself seem super cool: whats the point? maybe if im joking
Do you lie online: um dont think so
If lying is sinful.. are you going to hell: Im goin to hell... if there is one
Love life:
Are you single: nope
Are you with someone: yes
Are you married: no
Are you divorced:
Are you "Separated": n/a
Are you "on break": n/a
Ever been in love: yes
How many times: shut up
Looking back do you regret it: nope
Do you date people you meet online: nope
Do you date people you meet at bars: ive only been to one and i wouldnt date anyone from that one
Do you date people: sure, what else would i date? lol
Do you "net date": nope
Are you happy with your current status, why: yes because im happy
Do you have a crush on someone close to you: my tony
Are you still holding on to the past: yes too often
Do you agree that Jet Li is a good husband for Shajuana: what now?
The following apply to you?. Y/N
Witty: sure
Charming: yes :-D
Quiet: nah
Loud: yeah
Pretty: tony says so
Radical: a little
Sucky: ?hmmm
Smart: yeah
Stupid: i can be
Dumbass: nah
Ugly: nah
Slow: yeah
Fast: sometimes
Talented: sure
Useless: i think so sometimes
Punk: i guess
Young: yeah
Old: nope
Past your prime: hell no
You're just reaching your prime: nope
Dashing: haha i don't know
Daring: somewhat
Dainty: meh not really
Powerful: not especially
Athletic: nooo
Artistic: yes
Superhuman: that'd be cool
Sexy: i've been told so ;-)
The following are Good/Bad
Rap: some is ok
Sex: great
Love: great
Pain: mostly bad... some can be alright... right?
Happiness: very good
Pop music: meh
Anime: good i guess..
TV: sok
Country: sok
Metal: some is good
Nu-Metal: eh
Death Metal: meh doesnt tickle my pickle
Industrial: some good
Punk Rock: great
Easy Listening: meh
Korn: videos good
Murderous Rampages: haha baad
Sega: ooh good
Nintendo: great
Play Station: great
Game Boy: alright
Chinese Food: good
Italian Food: good
Japanese Food: good
Mexican Food: good (lol ok i just like food)
Online Quizzes: good
Online Surveys: see above
What Shajuana wants to know about you: uh.. what?
Whats your deep dark secret: not telling!
Whats your biggest fear: losing my mom
Whats your greatest sexual experience: nunya
Whats your best date ever: any wif tony
Whats your worst date ever: hmm, haven't really ever had one
What is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you: nevermind
Would you make a good candidate for Jerry Springer: hey i'm not that trashy hehe
Anime isn't that bad is it?: i guess not
You agree that DVD is much better than VHS right? smost def
Politics: I dotn wanna answer these
Do you hate America:
Do you hate terrorism:
Do you think America shouldn't be involved in the Mid East why:
Do you hate western culture:
Do you like America:
DO you like Americans:
Did you vote for Bush: I Will answer this one... fuck no, and i dont plan on it
Do you think Bush is doing a good job: no
Are you Canadian, you fuck: no
Do you believe your country is doing okay or would you change things:
Are you conservative or liberal? pretty damn liberal
Do you think immigration in America is out of hand?
Do you think that group of black people suing some southern company for profiting on slavery in the 1800's has a good claim?
Or do you think if they actually win, that every Native American should sue England, France and Spain for invading them, and profiting off them?
Religion:
Are you religious? nope
Do you believe in a higher being: yes
Is every religion wrong except your own? no
Do you believe that any religion is lower than your own, or is wrong? no
Is your God the only god? ?
Are you going to heaven? im goin to hell who's coming with me
Are you going to hell? see above
Money:
Do you like it? sure
Do you have any? haha not really
Anna give Shajuana some? nope
Do you make a lot of it? not really
Do you get your money through illegal ways? no
Do you pay taxes? yes
Do you think you shouldn't have to? no
Finally:
Who did you get this survey from? some lj community
Do you swear that this is the last survey you'll ever post in your lj, you fuck? riiiiiight
What time is it? 7:55 i had to go away for a bit