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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In July, I sacrificed chipperfox to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-585 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
katmaxis
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