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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Josh, even though it was unfounded because I woke up at 1am and he was gone, but he had told me where he was going, I was just half asleep and didn't remember it.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Um, my boyfriend, he knows Muay Thai
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes, definitely
4. How about of the same sex? Yes, I hate bitches
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Josh for being right about how to spell roulette
6. What is your pet peeve? People whose idea of managing is walking around clapping their hands and yelling "get to work!"
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let things go? Mostly I keep them, though it really depends on my relationship with that person (like for example, Dani, who I have absolutely no grudge against even after all the times we denounced our friendship. On the other hand, Andrea can go to hell and die)
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time? Take my vitamins
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Probably like 2pm, I can't sleep late for the life of me but there was that one summer I was sleeping till 2 every day.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Jessie, she called me this weekend and I have not called her back...
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I don't remember, usually I just fess up to being an idiot.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes, some kind of ab hardening product, and cooking ones
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None, I never hit snooze because I'm up by 7:45 with or without the alarm. I think that has changed so dramatically from college because most of the time in college, I didn't really HAVE to go to class, so I'd try to convince myself to go but then end up sleeping in, but if I don't show up at work it's an entirely different story.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Red Bull, Vitamin Water
2. Do you eat the skin of off chicken? Oh yes.
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Erm, no.
4. Are you anorexic? Definitely not
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy! LOOOOOVE spicy. I used to have an insatiable sweet tooth but now I can't happily eat a lot of sugar because I know what it does to me.
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, lunch? No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? Right, if porn counts then it's an entirely different number, but I'm gonna guess like, 30? More if you count people I didn't mean to see naked (like my dad, ew, or girls in locker rooms)
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? A bunch. Including whoever was driving down Belleview that one night in high school.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of the opposite sex during a normal conversation? BOOBS
5. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex? I always think this is an annoying question...luckily for me Josh has the perfectly proportioned most gorgeous body. I do have a thing for guys with long hair, and a nice chest is always a bonus, but again, this question sucks. Oh yeah and I do love cock.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes, multiple times for both
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None unless you count my Victoria's Secret card and my Target card, neither of which I ever use
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Sephora, Victoria's Secret
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? 1. Quit my job. 2. Celebrate quitting my job. 3. Travel. (I'm copying Jessy's answer)
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes, there are worse things than boring
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Eh, a lip gloss here and there, but nothing serious.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? like 2500
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Um, being mostly self-sustaining?
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Probably graduating from college, and getting "promoted" (even though I'm pretty sure I make less now)
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Publish a book, hopefully more than one
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill? No, but I did take a beginners piano class for the easy A (which I barely got, stupid attendance policy) even though I've played since I was 4
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Whenever possible
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing yet
ENVY
1. What item of your friends' would you most want to have for your own? Dani's apartment
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? I don't know what that show's about
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I like me!
4. Have you ever been cheated on? I don't THINK so...I'm pretty sure Parker was seeing that other girl before we broke up, but we were in an "open relationship" (and I was also dating Pbear) so that doesn't really count (I also had an open relationship with Walker and I have no idea if he hooked up with anyone else...nor do I really care)...and that night I slept over at Pbear's and woke up and he was with another girl we had technically already broken up, so that doesn't really count either. The other guys I've been with I'm 99% sure didn't cheat on me, though I know Clark tried. Bastard.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different? Like every other female ever. (Ditto)
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I'm soooo goddamn spacey, which has been my most annoying trait lately, but I don't really know what the opposite of that is
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? It's good, but not GREAT
last library book checked out: Books for papers in college, I just buy the book cause God knows I won't return it in time, if ever (I had almost $800 worth of library fines in college) (PS, does saying "when I was in college" make anyone else feel old?)
last movie seen in a theatre: Either The Golden Compass or Fred Claus, though I didn't see more than 10 minutes of either because I was wasted and the dark made me go to sleep.
last cuss word uttered: It doesn't really matter which, I've used all of them today I'm sure and it's not even noon. I have a dirty mouth.
last beverage drank: Naked Superfood (I love that shit)
last food consumed: A Qdoba burrito last night
last phone call: The vet
last tv show watched: Right now some travel show is on, but I'm not watching it
last shoes worn: My all-purpose black flats
Last cd played: 311 Music is in my car currently (I swear I listen to other bands)
last item bought: $187 worth of x-rays and special food for my dumb ass cat who can't stay out of the damn trash
last thing downloaded: Um....? I never download anything lately, and I'm sick of all my music, I suck
last annoyance: Paying $187 at the vet
last disappointment: That I fell asleep before I could see the rest of Batman Begins last night
last soda drank: Sprite at work like a week ago when I was hungover
last ice cream eaten: It's been a while...
last time trippin on drugs?: 311
last time in love: Still there.
last time hugged: This morning.
last shirt worn: Yellow CU hoodie
last time dancing: Been too long
LASTS...
1 MINUTE AGO: This.
1 HOUR AGO: Reading The Girl in the Flammable Skirt at the vet
1 DAY AGO: At work, bored out of my mind cause it was dead
1. What do you most like about your body? My lips, my legs
2. And least? Dittoing Jessy on the pale skin, stringy hair and beer belly. Also I wish my boobs and ass were bigger.
3. How many fillings do you have? 2
4. Do you think you're good looking? Yes
5. Do other people tell you that you're good looking? Yes
FIRSTS
First job: Lifeguarding
first screen name: Keroppi117 (Yeah I was like 11 and I really liked Hello Kitty, shut up)
First funeral: My maternal grandpa's
First pet: Cat named Shadows who was really my sister's but mine once she went to college.
First piercing: ears at age 12 or so
First Kiss: Tom Carter when I was 15
First one that mattered: That one, I guess
First Lust: I was obsessed with Ryan O'Connor when I was 9 years old, if you can count that as lust
First love: Clark
First enemy: Ehh...Greenwald? I really have no idea, I just know I hate that kid