Holiday Drabbly Bits: Merry Christmas to LUVSCHARLIE!

[katmarajade]

Title: Particular Brand of Customer Service
Author: katmarajade
Written for: luvscharlie
Pairing: Ron/Lavender
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~450
Prompt: oodles of snark
Summary: A bloke walks into a shop. The insults start flying.

Comments

[luvscharlie]

Oh, oh, oh!!!! Thank you, my lovely.

They are all snark and spice and every single thing I love about them. And that line about the toothbrush-- oh, could that be more Ron? I think not.

THANK YOU!!!

[katmarajade]

*grins* YAY! I love snarky banter, so this was right up my alley. :) So pleased you liked it. And oh, Ron. *facepalm* no, it's not like getting her a toothbrush. ;-)

Also, why is there not a Lavender Brown comm? This should be fixed. *ponders*

[luvscharlie]

In fact, there is a Lavender loving community called anthomancy that I believe was establishd by silvernatasha

[katmarajade]

*jumps up and down* JOINED. DONE. YES.

Ugh, I was searching for one and not doing so well. Thank you for pointing! She's becoming so much more popular in fics at fests recently so I was stunned not to be able to find one. Obviously, I was not looking in the right spot. :)

[bendleshnitz1]

hahaha I didn't expect that! I thought "oh, she's going down the AU rute". I loved all that snark coated with super sweet love at the end
Fantastic!

[katmarajade]

LOL! I had to reread it to see what you meant, but I guess I don't mention magic at all until he apparates! *shrugs* Not on purpose, just didn't think about it. :) Too busy writing insults! Hehe, that's the perfect description.

[bendleshnitz1]

haha
I meant AU in the sense that I thought Ron didn't know Pansy, which wouldn't be canon, you know?

[katmarajade]

OH! Yeah, that too. :) I just liked playing them off each other like this. hehe. (Lavender, actually-- too much holiday fic swimming around! Can't keep stories straight! lol)

[thimble_kiss]

This is my favourite ship for Ron post-DH! I adore this take on a grown-up Lav-Lav and Won-Won, with mutual love and mutual respect underneath the mutual snark. :)

Oh, and 'barnacle-encrusted' is a fabulous insult! *takes notes*

[katmarajade]

I love writing Lavender and I'm such a sucker for snarky banter. Especially when there's that mutual respect underneath, like you said.

LOL, it was interesting coming up with enough unique insults for this one!

[secretsolitaire]

Haha, this is so fun and flirty!

[katmarajade]

*grins* Yay! Totally what I was going for!

[shygryf]

very cute and loved the banter

[katmarajade]

Thanks so much! I love love love banter so this was much fun to write. :)