2009 as seen through the eyes of my shitty and neglected livejournal

Dec 30, 2009 03:50

first bit of the first post of each month

JAN:
ANAL BLEACHING. Isn't it just the weirdest thing?

FEB:
Last night Reachel and I went to the damn jail to see little bit.
(holy mac, did we really?)

MAR:
I LOVE YOU

APR:
One hundred and sixty six dollars to last me til the thirteenth!
(why did I not feel like this was enough to last me twelve days? clearly i did not know what money problems were in these blissful times)

MAY:
Sasha is one of my favorite dogs at work and, also, I am in love with her daddy. Dude looks just like Luke Wilson. Get out of here, Sasha's daddy, you are disrupting my work day!

JUN:
the only shit that matters:
(then there were some videos from the VMAs. really? thats what mattered to me six months ago. the ONLY)

JUL:
Hey dudes. Sorry for the recent radio silence. I have been busy for a change, I guess.
(i hate that i bothered saying such a thing)

AUG:
a track list wherein i explore the psyche of my young teen self

SEP:
I am officially panicking about Halloween. I have never gotten started this late in my adult life!

OCT:
i quite like this thing
(then there was this halloween meme i dont remember caring about, much less quite liking)

NOV:
dinner: Peanut butter. Out of the jar. Eaten with a knife.

DEC:
Laughing at these bastards whilst they sleep is all that keeps me sane.

apt. that is all.
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