My mom is amazing.
Mommy: William was supposed to sell that fucking exercise equipment! It's junking up the garage.
Me: Well, why don't we put it on Craig's List?
Mommy: I don't want to deal with those people.
Me: I'll do it.
Mommy: I don't want you to deal with those people! I'd rather put it on the fucking curb than on Craig's List!
Me: Well, why don't we put it on the fucking curb?
Mommy: THERE IS NO FUCKING CURB.
Me: Well, why don't we put it on Craig's List?
Mommy: I don't want to deal with those people.
Me: I'll do it.
Mommy: I don't want you to deal with those people! I'd rather put it on the fucking curb than on Craig's List!
Me: Well, why don't we put it on the fucking curb?
Mommy: THERE IS NO FUCKING CURB.