Fun at the Dentist
I just got back from the dentist and just had to share...
So my dentist is fixing my teeth and hands me a mirror to view his handy work. Like all dentists (and my grandmas house) everything is covered in plastic. Well, the plastic covering the handle of the mirror fell on the floor. Without thinking...my smart-ass mouth announces "the mirror condom fell off", and needed replacing. My dentist chuckled and said (also without thinking), "I suppose they would do in a pinch." There was dead silence for a brief moment, allowing us to composed ourselves and assume our professional roles as doctor and patient. I think I embarrassed him becausethe remainder of my visit his female assistant finished the work.
Now I am at the front desk making my six-month appointment. There are two people there Eva ( the office manager) and Geoff (a new trainee).
Poor Geoff was fumbling with my paperwork and Eva turns to him smacks him on the arm jokingly (of course). Then I said, "be patient, good office slaves are hard to find". Eva smiles, nods...at the same time Geoff actually dropped to his knees and bows\ed his head. Eva pats him gently on his head and reassured him he is still her favorite slave.
So my dentist is fixing my teeth and hands me a mirror to view his handy work. Like all dentists (and my grandmas house) everything is covered in plastic. Well, the plastic covering the handle of the mirror fell on the floor. Without thinking...my smart-ass mouth announces "the mirror condom fell off", and needed replacing. My dentist chuckled and said (also without thinking), "I suppose they would do in a pinch." There was dead silence for a brief moment, allowing us to composed ourselves and assume our professional roles as doctor and patient. I think I embarrassed him becausethe remainder of my visit his female assistant finished the work.
Now I am at the front desk making my six-month appointment. There are two people there Eva ( the office manager) and Geoff (a new trainee).
Poor Geoff was fumbling with my paperwork and Eva turns to him smacks him on the arm jokingly (of course). Then I said, "be patient, good office slaves are hard to find". Eva smiles, nods...at the same time Geoff actually dropped to his knees and bows\ed his head. Eva pats him gently on his head and reassured him he is still her favorite slave.