"No...that would be your mother!"

Jun 24, 2011 17:54

Welp, I'm being harassed by a friend to check out the free Team Fortress Two download that Steam is apparently offering now, so I guess I'm gonna run off and try that out for a bit.

..after I show off MY cube, of course. Hebei can't really think she's won with her offering!



What's that I see in the distance? What's that charming sans fireplace cottage?



Actually, wait, hang on. LadyUranus whines if the photos are "taken at night" or too dark, so let me toggle the daylight for y'all.



There we go! Check out that sweet shack. And note all the windows, hebei. I noticed that despite your claims your cube would be a windowless hell, you still chose to add them in the end. Well, my cube is HALF GLASS. SUCK ON THAT!

Let's check it out from a Sim's eye view, shall we?



Oh man, looking through the front door/window, you can already see how totally awesome my cube is. You got a plush leather love seat, a big screen TV, charming decor...



What's this? I do believe it is a door on the bathroom. Nothing novel about that, right hebei. I mean, you've got that, right?

Oh my goodness. You don't? How embarrassing. I didn't mean to draw attention to your faults. Please forgive me. :X

Also, I apparently have chameleon wallpaper. I thought it was always the same color, but clearly photoshop reveals that it changes pigmentation on a whim. Yeah, bet you wish you had that too, hebei.



My cube has a classy dining area, with a lovely view, and a lovely plant. There is also a bulletin board with cards or something. Who will be sending Dinah cards, I don't know. Maybe she bought them herself and mails them so she can pretend someone cares.



Trendy bookshelf, trendy couch... so trendy, the cube.



ATTENTION ROBBERS: YOU CAN EASILY SEE IF THE OCCUPANTS OF THIS CUBE ARE SLEEPING OR OUT, AS THE MAJORITY OF THE STREET SIDE WALL IS TRANSPARENT. ALSO, THERE IS A FLAT SCREEN RIPE FOR THE TAKING. DO YOU SEE IT? JUST LEAVE THE FORD FIESTA.



Please note that as well as having a door, my bathroom provides Sims with not only toilet paper, but their choice of not one but TWO towels to use in their subsequent sponge baths. How gross are hebei's Sims?

Disgusting. That's how gross.



And finally, the Cube layout. There...really isn't much to it so the layout is small, but there you have it. Dinah's new home...along with potentially eight other Sims.

That done, I believe it's time for me to kill some Spies. Maybe.
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