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I'm still working on the title for this album that I will be recording in the near future.
Songs as followed:
Drainbows
Smells Like Teen Wolf
Gabagool Goblin
Weakends
Shout! Shout!
Danger Pants
T.F.K.
Leprakongo
Tighty Whiteys
Me and My Fag Hags
Skelephone
Femme Falafal
BicyXXXle
God Was On My I-Pod
Walking Small Dogs
Year of the Condo
Hobosexual
Pharma Sutra
Celebriteeth
Sigh of Size
Y.D.K. ( 2012 Reasons )
Drainbows
Red Rover,
Red Rover,
I want you to bend over,
And take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a MAN!
There's clover,
Much clover,
Toss over my shoulder,
So take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Let them understand that,
If you cut my guts out,
Rainbow blood pours right out,
Donchu dare touch it,
Or you'll become a faggot!
So Rover,
My Rover,
It isn't quite over,
To take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Let's row her,
To Dover,
Before we all sober,
I'll take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Can you hold my hand so,
If you cut my guts out
Rainbow blood pours right out,
Donchu dare touch it,
Or you'll become a faggot!
If you cut my guts out
Rainbow blood pours right out,
Donchu dare touch it,
Or you'll become a... MARY!!!
Smells Like Teen Wolf
Mommy, Mommy
Can you see me?
Touch me, feel me,
Like in those movies?
Daddy, Daddy
Are you really?
Tuning back
Into reality?
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Kid Rock stole London
Everybody loves snacks!
Except we ain't buyin' them
We tryin' to fit in medium
Plaid tees, tight demin
Who isn't? Ha Ha
I'm a born again Christian!
Where are the werewolves?
Git-r-done!
I wanna have fun
Pull the trigger of my gun
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Where the werewolves?
On the run!
It's so much fun
Make a dead man want some
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to the chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Aoooowwwwooooo!
It's all redundant
Everybody let's dance
But we don't wanna
Busy watching
Flashing colors reflect the retina
VHS or beta?
Look Ma! I made it!
Where are the werewolves?
Git-r-done!
I wanna have fun
Pull the trigger of my gun
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Where the werewolves?
On the run!
It's so much fun
Make a dead man want some
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to the chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Who's Warren Zevon?
I'm busy programming
New beats for albums
Don't hate, I'm making thousands
Da UK calls them pounds
I'm bringing the acoustic sound
To download illegal now!
Trick or treat
Smells like teen
Give me somthing
Inbetween
Treat or trick
Long and thick
Neverending
Gobstopper lick.
Where are the werewolves?
Git-r-done!
I wanna have fun
Pull the trigger of my gun
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Where the werewolves?
On the run!
It's so much fun
Make a dead man want some
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to the chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Mommy, Mommy
I didn't really
Know the world
Is all this scary...
...but it is.
Gabagool Goblin
The Gabagool Goblin
He crawls through the streets
With immigrant eyes
And long hoagie feet.
Looking for stogies
Burning his funds
Created a furnance
To liquid his lungs.
Concubine banshees
Chat headless chicken
Echoes the night
Stale and ridden.
Flies will hover
A salty scalp
Dripping and sipping
Iron-wine mouth.
Seasonal rituals
Raking his mind
Bleeping and reaping
The words all the time.
Glossy globe mirrors
Reflecting the snow
Flakes which fall
His rosey red nose.
Was it a dream
Or was he a King?
King of Steaks?
You know what I mean?
Pitbull brows
Catholic leash
Restraining the pain
For he can not reach.
Carries a cross
Much like a noose
Over his neck
A Christmas goose.
Mingles with parties
Speak easy whores
Talk of gin tonic
And civil wars...
Pasty yet passionate
A roaring thunder
But still a hint of
Twelve year old wonder.
His manners askew
Logic unruly
Clearly was once
Middle school bully.
Dusty trails
He leaves behind
Through the markets
Through the times.
Until the sand
Runneth dry
The Gabagool Goblin
As all must die.
The little girl sees through him
She offers him some licorice
A sudden smile
For a frozen eternity
Never felt since
He had done this at her age...
Gabagool no more.
Weakends
Everything about you is so damn wrong
You don't even listen to the lyrics in my songs
You go to shows
And do a ton of blow
And ya never know when I'm coming!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
Everything you eat is what you hear
From the way you wear your hair, to the boring cheap beer
You laugh at jokes
And talk about folks
And then I take a poke at your ego!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
Please text me a smiley face!
Would you text me a smiley face?
I wanna see another smiley face,
It reminds me how much technology sucks!!!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
Everything you are is on your phone,
So please, oh please just leave me alone...
Shout! Shout!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
HEY!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm shouthing louder than you!
I'm so much louder than you!
I'm shouting louder than you!
No you're not! I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm so much louder than you!
I'm still shouting louder than you!
Ya right! I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm the one who's louder than you!
My blog tells me, it's true!
Cause I'm shouting louder than you!
Well all you do is SHOUT! SHOUT!
And what's this all ABOUT! ABOUT!
So baby lose the POUT! POUT!
Or I'll knock your teeth OUT!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I've always been louder it's true!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm shouting louder and still louder than you!
Whatever! I'm shouting louder than you!
Been louder and clearer since '92!
I'm louder and louder and louder than you!
I'm shouting and shouting louder than you!
Well all you do is SHOUT! SHOUT!
And what's this all ABOUT! ABOUT!
So baby lose the POUT! POUT!
Or I'll knock your teeth OUT!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
HEY!
What?
What?
What?
WHAT?!?!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
HEY!
What?
What?
What?
SHUT UP!!!!!
Shhhh... this is a library!
Oh my bad. I'd like to check this out.
Aren't you a bit old for Maurice Sendak?
SHHHHHIIITTT.
Danger Pants
I just have something inside me that just has to come out, the power, it's overwhelming baby, like Chamone, or when I just have to...
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I see London
I see France
Doncha like
My danger pants?
Hopscotch
To the state of Nevada
Make love
With an empanada
Get down sonny
Sugar in my cup
Taste like happy
So keep ya chin up
You're such a tease
Climb my chest
Slippin' and a slidin'
You sure do impress
Slap my hip
Zip my fly
Where oh where?
Can my lil' white lie?
Sip some tea
Do it, Japanese style
Wag yo tail
And stay awhile
Songs as followed:
Drainbows
Smells Like Teen Wolf
Gabagool Goblin
Weakends
Shout! Shout!
Danger Pants
T.F.K.
Leprakongo
Tighty Whiteys
Me and My Fag Hags
Skelephone
Femme Falafal
BicyXXXle
God Was On My I-Pod
Walking Small Dogs
Year of the Condo
Hobosexual
Pharma Sutra
Celebriteeth
Sigh of Size
Y.D.K. ( 2012 Reasons )
Drainbows
Red Rover,
Red Rover,
I want you to bend over,
And take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a MAN!
There's clover,
Much clover,
Toss over my shoulder,
So take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Let them understand that,
If you cut my guts out,
Rainbow blood pours right out,
Donchu dare touch it,
Or you'll become a faggot!
So Rover,
My Rover,
It isn't quite over,
To take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Let's row her,
To Dover,
Before we all sober,
I'll take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Take it like a man!
Can you hold my hand so,
If you cut my guts out
Rainbow blood pours right out,
Donchu dare touch it,
Or you'll become a faggot!
If you cut my guts out
Rainbow blood pours right out,
Donchu dare touch it,
Or you'll become a... MARY!!!
Smells Like Teen Wolf
Mommy, Mommy
Can you see me?
Touch me, feel me,
Like in those movies?
Daddy, Daddy
Are you really?
Tuning back
Into reality?
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Kid Rock stole London
Everybody loves snacks!
Except we ain't buyin' them
We tryin' to fit in medium
Plaid tees, tight demin
Who isn't? Ha Ha
I'm a born again Christian!
Where are the werewolves?
Git-r-done!
I wanna have fun
Pull the trigger of my gun
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Where the werewolves?
On the run!
It's so much fun
Make a dead man want some
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to the chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Aoooowwwwooooo!
It's all redundant
Everybody let's dance
But we don't wanna
Busy watching
Flashing colors reflect the retina
VHS or beta?
Look Ma! I made it!
Where are the werewolves?
Git-r-done!
I wanna have fun
Pull the trigger of my gun
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Where the werewolves?
On the run!
It's so much fun
Make a dead man want some
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to the chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Who's Warren Zevon?
I'm busy programming
New beats for albums
Don't hate, I'm making thousands
Da UK calls them pounds
I'm bringing the acoustic sound
To download illegal now!
Trick or treat
Smells like teen
Give me somthing
Inbetween
Treat or trick
Long and thick
Neverending
Gobstopper lick.
Where are the werewolves?
Git-r-done!
I wanna have fun
Pull the trigger of my gun
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Where the werewolves?
On the run!
It's so much fun
Make a dead man want some
BANG! BANG!
Silver bullets to the chest
BANG! BANG!
Let the kids do the rest
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Aoooowwwwooooo!
Mommy, Mommy
I didn't really
Know the world
Is all this scary...
...but it is.
Gabagool Goblin
The Gabagool Goblin
He crawls through the streets
With immigrant eyes
And long hoagie feet.
Looking for stogies
Burning his funds
Created a furnance
To liquid his lungs.
Concubine banshees
Chat headless chicken
Echoes the night
Stale and ridden.
Flies will hover
A salty scalp
Dripping and sipping
Iron-wine mouth.
Seasonal rituals
Raking his mind
Bleeping and reaping
The words all the time.
Glossy globe mirrors
Reflecting the snow
Flakes which fall
His rosey red nose.
Was it a dream
Or was he a King?
King of Steaks?
You know what I mean?
Pitbull brows
Catholic leash
Restraining the pain
For he can not reach.
Carries a cross
Much like a noose
Over his neck
A Christmas goose.
Mingles with parties
Speak easy whores
Talk of gin tonic
And civil wars...
Pasty yet passionate
A roaring thunder
But still a hint of
Twelve year old wonder.
His manners askew
Logic unruly
Clearly was once
Middle school bully.
Dusty trails
He leaves behind
Through the markets
Through the times.
Until the sand
Runneth dry
The Gabagool Goblin
As all must die.
The little girl sees through him
She offers him some licorice
A sudden smile
For a frozen eternity
Never felt since
He had done this at her age...
Gabagool no more.
Weakends
Everything about you is so damn wrong
You don't even listen to the lyrics in my songs
You go to shows
And do a ton of blow
And ya never know when I'm coming!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
Everything you eat is what you hear
From the way you wear your hair, to the boring cheap beer
You laugh at jokes
And talk about folks
And then I take a poke at your ego!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
Please text me a smiley face!
Would you text me a smiley face?
I wanna see another smiley face,
It reminds me how much technology sucks!!!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So if you know, then get the hell out!
It's whatcha do for the weekend that counts
So break a leg, or I will help out!
Everything you are is on your phone,
So please, oh please just leave me alone...
Shout! Shout!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
HEY!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm shouthing louder than you!
I'm so much louder than you!
I'm shouting louder than you!
No you're not! I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm so much louder than you!
I'm still shouting louder than you!
Ya right! I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm the one who's louder than you!
My blog tells me, it's true!
Cause I'm shouting louder than you!
Well all you do is SHOUT! SHOUT!
And what's this all ABOUT! ABOUT!
So baby lose the POUT! POUT!
Or I'll knock your teeth OUT!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I've always been louder it's true!
I'm shouting louder than you!
I'm shouting louder and still louder than you!
Whatever! I'm shouting louder than you!
Been louder and clearer since '92!
I'm louder and louder and louder than you!
I'm shouting and shouting louder than you!
Well all you do is SHOUT! SHOUT!
And what's this all ABOUT! ABOUT!
So baby lose the POUT! POUT!
Or I'll knock your teeth OUT!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
HEY!
What?
What?
What?
WHAT?!?!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
HEY!
What?
What?
What?
SHUT UP!!!!!
Shhhh... this is a library!
Oh my bad. I'd like to check this out.
Aren't you a bit old for Maurice Sendak?
SHHHHHIIITTT.
Danger Pants
I just have something inside me that just has to come out, the power, it's overwhelming baby, like Chamone, or when I just have to...
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I see London
I see France
Doncha like
My danger pants?
Hopscotch
To the state of Nevada
Make love
With an empanada
Get down sonny
Sugar in my cup
Taste like happy
So keep ya chin up
You're such a tease
Climb my chest
Slippin' and a slidin'
You sure do impress
Slap my hip
Zip my fly
Where oh where?
Can my lil' white lie?
Sip some tea
Do it, Japanese style
Wag yo tail
And stay awhile