Celebriteeth

[katikuno]

Mother may I tie your lungs
Fold the clothing
And raise the funds?

Father is it ever fair
To sell the seas
That taste salt air?

I was never there...

To bare witness,
To motorcross,
And scotch tape the forest.

Arrest me officer!
For I have sinned
As you reek of sex and gin.

Put the building blocks back again
In the box where you hide them mags
What a drag,
Take the bag.
Take it!
Take it!

I mistook you for a car salesman
I won the lottery!
I wish sometimes there were clever palindromes in our conversations
I barned pottery!

I found the cap for my tooth
Attached to a string
Going out my window
To the corner of a phonebooth
The phone rings
I hear Mother sing
I was three
A lady passes by
And knocks over a glass containing the water that baptized her cat...
Meow!
I'm a born again Orthodox Panther!

I had a dream once,
The dentist replaced my teeth with heads of different celebrities.
It was more of a nightmare actually,
Please wake me before Tom Cruise tells me my alien ghost is off the E-Meter scale.

One day they'll all laugh,
That one day will be another day,
That day I'll smile in a coffin made of marshmallows.