A business associate of my father's told him about a man who applied for a pizza delivery job at her restaurant.
The man listed his current address as the county jail. He had 41 felony convictions ranging from drug dealing to rape to child molestation. He had neither a driver's license nor a car.
Needless to say he didn't get the job delivering pizza.
I mean, I know sometimes inmates have to apply for jobs as conditions of their sentence, but honestly... o_0 Brain melting now.
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