LOL!
Crossposted to customers_suck...
My aunt gets the credit for this gem. She works at a carwash taking orders and money.
CUSTOMER: That old bald guy that vaccuumed my car did a horrible job! I want to speak to the owner!
MY AUNT: Um...that old bald guy IS the owner.
CUSTOMER: Oh. *flustered* Then I guess it wouldn't do any good to complain, would it?
MY AUNT: No, probably not.
CUSTOMER: ... *leaves*
LOL!
My aunt gets the credit for this gem. She works at a carwash taking orders and money.
CUSTOMER: That old bald guy that vaccuumed my car did a horrible job! I want to speak to the owner!
MY AUNT: Um...that old bald guy IS the owner.
CUSTOMER: Oh. *flustered* Then I guess it wouldn't do any good to complain, would it?
MY AUNT: No, probably not.
CUSTOMER: ... *leaves*
LOL!