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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I donated bone marrow to pinkpanther20 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I helped ixalel across the street (6 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-82 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
katierazzle
You heard it here first, I am a kind and benevolent dictator.