"Richard...Which little rascal would you rather be...Alfalfa or Spanky?"

Apr 07, 2004 13:56

Okay, So after being innundated with "where is Katie P.?" posts on here, I decided that it was time for re-entry into the LJ world...

Um, currently on Spring Break at the moment..It's really quite borring. All of my friends decided to go Florida..and I was stuck here in Ohia...*sigh*...and my the couple of friends who are here, I can't get a hold of them at all...It's really quite depressing. I haven't left my house in like four days--Oh, no wait, I lied..I did go shopping on Monday! This is probably the first spring break in my life that I haven't gone to my mom's..Of course, as you know..They're looking for houses in the boonies..and my mom had a business trip somewhere-or-another..and Chris had a technical thingy-ma-bob in Philly,so there was really no point in even going. It's ironic though, the one year we don't go out, and all of my friends are gone! :(

So--I've been rotting my brain with TV and movies for about three days, I'm being driven crazy by my family, and since we're in the midst of remodeling out kitchen, I might kill myself if I have to smell one more paint fume, hear another hammer, saw, or any other carpentry type thing.

Oh, and I was going through my past xanga entries the other day and I found one while I was on SB last year in PA:
Wednesday, April 02, 2003

nothing much happening...i've been watching alot of maury povich lately... I never relized how many times you can put on a "DNA PATERNITY TEST RESULTS" show on and people will STILL watch it..holy lord..there must have been like 6 in like 3 days (maury gets played on like 3 channels here) and then there are those women who come on with like six guys..and NONE of them are the father! and then she just keeps bringing guys...i mean today, i swear some lady was just picking guys out of the audience..she like looked into the crowd and was like "oh, i did it with you, you and you, and i dont remeber your face, but your crotch looks famillar..so you could be my baby daddy"..and then *suprise* not the father...please americans..i beg you. this is why foreigners think we are fat, ugly, and whores..cause the only american shows they get are maury povich's "Who's my baby-daddy?" and Jerry Springer.So I ask..please stop the embarresment..Just face it, you're a slut..you had sex with 10 guys that night, you arent going to ever know who your kid's dad is

Okay..is it wrong if I spent like 15 minutes laughing at myself? :)
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