I hate daylight savings
Of course we happen to change our clocks ahead and lose an hour of sleep on a day when I am more hungover (I almost wrote more hungover than God, but I'm not sure he/she/it gets hungover). For my British readers, yes, Americans change their clocks on a different day for some reason. At any rate, as I was dry-heaving into the toilet around five AM this morning, I noticed something I've never noticed in all my years of throwing up in that toilet...When you lift up the seat it has this printed on the bottom: Church. Clearly this is some kind of subliminal messaging. Considering that I attend a women’s college, the only people who ever lift that seat up are doing it to throw up and considering that we are college students, we are probably only throwing up because we drank to much. I wonder why I never noticed it before now…