THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MY LULZ GLAND
If someone were to make a movie based on your pet's life, who would play your pet(s)? Not just do the voice of the animal but the physical acting too. Post your answer in the comments or in a journal entry.
My cat Izzy would be played by Queen Latifah because they are both strong, curvy black women who don't take shit from nobody.
My cat Gilbert would be played by R. Lee Ermey because he will fuckin' kill you and make you feel guilty about dyin'. If you try to fuck with Gilbert or take him to the vet, your ass better be runnin' to the border because this country ain't big enough for the both of you. R. Lee Ermey made House a bitter asshole. You're welcome.
My cat Colby would be played by his namesake Stephen Colbert because both are incredibly needy mama's boys. (Sometimes when I watch TCR on Hulu I tell Colby, "There's daddy!" I hope this will make Colby less jealous of and hostile toward my laptop.)
Let's see 'em, bbs.
My cat Izzy would be played by Queen Latifah because they are both strong, curvy black women who don't take shit from nobody.
My cat Gilbert would be played by R. Lee Ermey because he will fuckin' kill you and make you feel guilty about dyin'. If you try to fuck with Gilbert or take him to the vet, your ass better be runnin' to the border because this country ain't big enough for the both of you. R. Lee Ermey made House a bitter asshole. You're welcome.
My cat Colby would be played by his namesake Stephen Colbert because both are incredibly needy mama's boys. (Sometimes when I watch TCR on Hulu I tell Colby, "There's daddy!" I hope this will make Colby less jealous of and hostile toward my laptop.)
Let's see 'em, bbs.