How much is our budget again?
During the La Salle Singing Bee, how cool would it be if when Cory and I walked out from behind the curtain to host the show, "The Final Countdown" was playing.
And fire was shooting up from either side of the stage.
And maybe we can get a dragon to fly around behind us. Then I'd jump on its back and fly it around the Dan Rodden Theater, and slay a Nazgul. Then Cory would kill like 400 guys who run in behind us with his bare hands. After that he turns into a bear, and fights another bear and then rips out the bear's heart and eats it (ala The Golden Compass, a scene which better be in the god-damn movie version or I will flip out because it was the coolest thing I ever read). Then a tiger runs into the theater with a note in its mouth, and the note says that someone in the audience wants to become king of the spelling bee. So I jump off the dragon and Cory and I fight another 400 guys. And then one of them is like "dude, don't throw me down into the green room. This is madness." And, predictably, we go "Madness? This is La Salle!" and kick him in the chest. Then the whole audience jumps up except one guy and scream "yes yes, you two should be the kings of the spelling bee! Lead us to singing goodness!"
Then that one guy stands up, and its Joey Fatone, but he's crazy and evil. So suddenly "I Need a Hero" comes on, and Cory and I roll in unison off the stage, then pop up with our fists ready. Joey Fatone pulls out a flaming sword, and Cory and I punch the sword into pieces, without hurting our hands at all. Then the tiger jumps on Joey Fatone and eats his face. But then the tiger looks up at us and says "I can talk. Also, I will eat your face" and leaps. But its cool, because the dragon comes back and blows fire on the tiger, so it dies.
But then William Dafoe runs in and screams "there was a fire fight!" and this one old guy comes in after him and starts shooting at us. So the Collegian staff runs in and starts shooting back, but they're losing...
...the playlist is over, I lost all my thoughts.
I need to stop listening to 80s music...right now. And maybe actually plan this thing for real.
naaaa...
And fire was shooting up from either side of the stage.
And maybe we can get a dragon to fly around behind us. Then I'd jump on its back and fly it around the Dan Rodden Theater, and slay a Nazgul. Then Cory would kill like 400 guys who run in behind us with his bare hands. After that he turns into a bear, and fights another bear and then rips out the bear's heart and eats it (ala The Golden Compass, a scene which better be in the god-damn movie version or I will flip out because it was the coolest thing I ever read). Then a tiger runs into the theater with a note in its mouth, and the note says that someone in the audience wants to become king of the spelling bee. So I jump off the dragon and Cory and I fight another 400 guys. And then one of them is like "dude, don't throw me down into the green room. This is madness." And, predictably, we go "Madness? This is La Salle!" and kick him in the chest. Then the whole audience jumps up except one guy and scream "yes yes, you two should be the kings of the spelling bee! Lead us to singing goodness!"
Then that one guy stands up, and its Joey Fatone, but he's crazy and evil. So suddenly "I Need a Hero" comes on, and Cory and I roll in unison off the stage, then pop up with our fists ready. Joey Fatone pulls out a flaming sword, and Cory and I punch the sword into pieces, without hurting our hands at all. Then the tiger jumps on Joey Fatone and eats his face. But then the tiger looks up at us and says "I can talk. Also, I will eat your face" and leaps. But its cool, because the dragon comes back and blows fire on the tiger, so it dies.
But then William Dafoe runs in and screams "there was a fire fight!" and this one old guy comes in after him and starts shooting at us. So the Collegian staff runs in and starts shooting back, but they're losing...
...the playlist is over, I lost all my thoughts.
I need to stop listening to 80s music...right now. And maybe actually plan this thing for real.
naaaa...