It occurs to me...
Jelone (the Entertainment Editor) apparently sends all movie reviews to the P.R. companies, so that they will continue to let the Collegian staff watch free movies. He will therefore be sending my Stardust review to my old office at Terry Hines. Having worked for Terry Hines, I know that they send all the movie reviews they get in straight to the movie companies.
Which means that there is a chance (an incredibly tiny chance) that Robert DeNiro is going to find out about my panning of his performance as the gay Captain Shakespeare.
I can imagine that meeting now:
"Mr. DeNiro, a non-name college student from Philadelphia thinks that you were overacting. Philadelphia is the 5th largest market in the country, so I'm afraid your career with Paramount Pictures is over. Good day, sir! Please leave the boa with my secretary on your way out."
Which means that there is a chance (an incredibly tiny chance) that Robert DeNiro is going to find out about my panning of his performance as the gay Captain Shakespeare.
I can imagine that meeting now:
"Mr. DeNiro, a non-name college student from Philadelphia thinks that you were overacting. Philadelphia is the 5th largest market in the country, so I'm afraid your career with Paramount Pictures is over. Good day, sir! Please leave the boa with my secretary on your way out."