because sometimes you dont sleep
If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
i regret nothing.
but yes
in a heartbeat
Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
black people
Made out in a movie theatre?
hella bomb burritos
Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
black people
Been arrested?
as long as imma live imma live illegal.
Slept in the opposite sex's bed?
hey
hey!
wtf
Fallen asleep at school?
s-cool.
Cried yourself to sleep?
white people.
Sat on a roof top?
hello-copter.
If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
xbox360.
When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
sina katie fancy shmancy times.
How long does it take you in the shower?
dependson how many black people are in there.
What movie do you want to see right now?
shrimps movies.
How many meals do you eat a day?
yesterday i ate eggplant.
and beer.
so that was good.
i dont know how i am still awake.
What do you and your parents fight about the most?
missing class
the game.
Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
lots of shrimps.
Are you easy to get along with?
"i get along with me pretty well"
What is your favorite time of day?
the time where im
eating
sleeping
sexing
or shrimping.
or all at the same time
What's on your mind right now?
people who give hickeys should be sent to australia and put in the pits with all of the other black people...
not classy bro.
What are you doing tonight?
no plans.
When you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, what's the first thing you say?
KEG STAND KEG STAND.
How much cash do you have on you?
i dontknow
i had a bunch yesterday.
but
i wentto the bar.and even though it was mostly free i dont want to know how mnuch i spent
What were you doing at midnight last night?
hokey pokey
What did you have for breakfast?
vagina
Are you happy with your life?
i cant sleep.
not happy
Are you random?
obviously
Have you been called a slut before?
i call myself a slut everyday.
wuddup slut.
What are you listening to right now?
black people
actually
thats not even a lie.
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
which way their junk is hanging.
remember now
im a slut.
Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
how many pots have you smoked.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
forfun.
forever
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
freshman
freshman
freshman
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one night?
i dont stop.ever
How many people have seen YOU naked:
why is it YOU!
i feel so judged
Have you "done it"?
whiskey dicks.
48 of them.
no dice
How many credit cards do you own?
1 but i just applyed for another.
Have you recently done anything that you wouldn't want your parents to find out?
i did the hokey pokey and i turned myself around.
Go to Google: Type in "(Your Name) likes to" and write the first result:
for reals
"katie likes it wild"
Who was your first kiss and when?
in the womb.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
no
but if given the chance i would really like to hang out with butters right now.
What's your most annoying habit?
toomanydicks
i regret nothing.
but yes
in a heartbeat
Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
black people
Made out in a movie theatre?
hella bomb burritos
Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
black people
Been arrested?
as long as imma live imma live illegal.
Slept in the opposite sex's bed?
hey
hey!
wtf
Fallen asleep at school?
s-cool.
Cried yourself to sleep?
white people.
Sat on a roof top?
hello-copter.
If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
xbox360.
When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
sina katie fancy shmancy times.
How long does it take you in the shower?
dependson how many black people are in there.
What movie do you want to see right now?
shrimps movies.
How many meals do you eat a day?
yesterday i ate eggplant.
and beer.
so that was good.
i dont know how i am still awake.
What do you and your parents fight about the most?
missing class
the game.
Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
lots of shrimps.
Are you easy to get along with?
"i get along with me pretty well"
What is your favorite time of day?
the time where im
eating
sleeping
sexing
or shrimping.
or all at the same time
What's on your mind right now?
people who give hickeys should be sent to australia and put in the pits with all of the other black people...
not classy bro.
What are you doing tonight?
no plans.
When you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, what's the first thing you say?
KEG STAND KEG STAND.
How much cash do you have on you?
i dontknow
i had a bunch yesterday.
but
i wentto the bar.and even though it was mostly free i dont want to know how mnuch i spent
What were you doing at midnight last night?
hokey pokey
What did you have for breakfast?
vagina
Are you happy with your life?
i cant sleep.
not happy
Are you random?
obviously
Have you been called a slut before?
i call myself a slut everyday.
wuddup slut.
What are you listening to right now?
black people
actually
thats not even a lie.
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
which way their junk is hanging.
remember now
im a slut.
Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
how many pots have you smoked.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
forfun.
forever
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
freshman
freshman
freshman
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one night?
i dont stop.ever
How many people have seen YOU naked:
why is it YOU!
i feel so judged
Have you "done it"?
whiskey dicks.
48 of them.
no dice
How many credit cards do you own?
1 but i just applyed for another.
Have you recently done anything that you wouldn't want your parents to find out?
i did the hokey pokey and i turned myself around.
Go to Google: Type in "(Your Name) likes to" and write the first result:
for reals
"katie likes it wild"
Who was your first kiss and when?
in the womb.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
no
but if given the chance i would really like to hang out with butters right now.
What's your most annoying habit?
toomanydicks