Nov 11, 2005 17:19
Twenty one facts, Twenty true and one false. So Spot the not.
1) I was once saved from serious injury by a good luck charm.
2) I was once acused of creating subliminally pornographic artwork for children.
3) I have been in the news paper twice for being a loser.
4) I have been featured on the news while dressed as a nineteen sixties throwback.
5) I have been stuck in a flood.
6) I once chased my father down with a hang glider.
7) I was on more then one ocasion the subject of gambling at work.
8) I have been hit by a parked car.
9) I was once paid to beat up children.
10) I once had a job taking pictures of men in dresses.
11) I was once offered sex by both genders (and one man willing to be either gender) just to keep me from leaving my job.
12) I once became stuck in mid-air while pairasailing.
13) I once began a sing along in an elevator.
14) I was once locked in a figure drawing room.
15) I once took part in a day of collecting souls.
16) I was once approached by a Marine about a position in special forces.
17) I have been nationally recognized for my art work.
18) I once spent an afternoon standing outside a mens room questioning men as to whether or not they washed their hands.
19) I once dressed up in costume for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
20) I got a group of strangers to give an artistic critique of graffiti.
21) I am currently the raining champion for a kids card game in the Outer Banks area of North Carolina.
To barrow from sesame street. "Which one of these things is not like the other, Which one of these things dosen't belong."