woo hoo.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 & type it here:
"Greenland? There's no malaria in Greenland! Why do you want a malaria shot? And what happened to your face, honey?" - "You Shall Know Our Velocity" Dave Eggers
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Nothing.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Gladiator Eroticus
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
6:04
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
6:00
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the tv
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
when i got home last night around 7 AM
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
rock.com email
9: What are you wearing?
a towel
10: Did you dream last night?
yea. i had a dream about fat larkin. and one about the cute guy from walmart
11: When did you last laugh?
2 minutes ago when reminiscing about fat larkin in my dream
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing. i'm moving out soon
13: Seen anything weird lately?
hmm..
14: What do you think of this quiz?
i dunno. its ok
15: What is the last film you saw?
dreamcatcher. blah
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a new bed
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
i'm starting a record label
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
delete bush.
19: Do you like to dance?
oh yea. i like to make an ass out of myself.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lana
21: Imagine your second child is a boy, what do you call him?
Aiden
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
sure.
"Greenland? There's no malaria in Greenland! Why do you want a malaria shot? And what happened to your face, honey?" - "You Shall Know Our Velocity" Dave Eggers
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Nothing.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Gladiator Eroticus
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
6:04
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
6:00
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the tv
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
when i got home last night around 7 AM
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
rock.com email
9: What are you wearing?
a towel
10: Did you dream last night?
yea. i had a dream about fat larkin. and one about the cute guy from walmart
11: When did you last laugh?
2 minutes ago when reminiscing about fat larkin in my dream
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
nothing. i'm moving out soon
13: Seen anything weird lately?
hmm..
14: What do you think of this quiz?
i dunno. its ok
15: What is the last film you saw?
dreamcatcher. blah
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
a new bed
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
i'm starting a record label
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
delete bush.
19: Do you like to dance?
oh yea. i like to make an ass out of myself.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lana
21: Imagine your second child is a boy, what do you call him?
Aiden
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
sure.