Dear Internet
Oh yes it is me, Drunk!Katie, back again. Oh it has been so very, very, very long.
Goddamn Breaking Dawn, I had to drink an awful lot of vodka to get through that first installment. And that wedding, Jesus H. I liked the bad dream wedding with the dead people better than the "real" one. And if I were spending my honeymoon playing chess I would ask for my money back. And an annulment. And not a baby that would chew its way out of my guts while I died/writhed in pain. Although I would like the being turned into a vampire part, that sounds like fun.
I feel bad for my friend who went to see it with me as I laughed in all the wrong places.
Goddamn Breaking Dawn, I had to drink an awful lot of vodka to get through that first installment. And that wedding, Jesus H. I liked the bad dream wedding with the dead people better than the "real" one. And if I were spending my honeymoon playing chess I would ask for my money back. And an annulment. And not a baby that would chew its way out of my guts while I died/writhed in pain. Although I would like the being turned into a vampire part, that sounds like fun.
I feel bad for my friend who went to see it with me as I laughed in all the wrong places.