Further tales from the Stalls in the 4th Floor Bathroom!

May 13, 2008 17:35

And today, another installment from your Serial "TALES FROM THE FOURTH FLOOR BATHROOM!"

Just as you might do.. I was sitting on the porcelain throne.
Minding my own business..

Suddenly.. I hear the clickity clack of Power Heels!
They race across at the pace of a Power Walk!
I bet you this entity was even wearing a Power Suit!
Because she opened the door, sat down and had herself a POWER PEE!

That woman was in and out of that bathroom in less than 4 minutes. AND she washed her hands.

If there was a competition for fastest peeing in the world...
I'm sure she's captain Material for any team that takes her.
If shes not a medal winner.

See you next time, on another installment of "TALES FROM THE FOURTH FLOOR BATHROOM!"

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