May 13, 2008 17:35
And today, another installment from your Serial "TALES FROM THE FOURTH FLOOR BATHROOM!"
Just as you might do.. I was sitting on the porcelain throne.
Minding my own business..
Suddenly.. I hear the clickity clack of Power Heels!
They race across at the pace of a Power Walk!
I bet you this entity was even wearing a Power Suit!
Because she opened the door, sat down and had herself a POWER PEE!
That woman was in and out of that bathroom in less than 4 minutes. AND she washed her hands.
If there was a competition for fastest peeing in the world...
I'm sure she's captain Material for any team that takes her.
If shes not a medal winner.
See you next time, on another installment of "TALES FROM THE FOURTH FLOOR BATHROOM!"
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