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I have to admit, I've heard from many different sources, first and most emphatically from Tim LaHaye (that's the book that I still have, with the bookmark in the place where I finally realized he had gone 'round the bend and shut the thing) that the AntiChrist was going to use the United Nations to run the world once he got around to getting here and taking over.
But seriously, folks, get with the times. The UN is so last week. Should the AntiChrist show up now, I'm very sure it'll be internet social networking sites that'll bear most of his attention. I mean, seriously, where else would you find huge amounts of minions who will agree to be paid in Mountain Dew by someone they've never met? I'm just saying.
But seriously, folks, get with the times. The UN is so last week. Should the AntiChrist show up now, I'm very sure it'll be internet social networking sites that'll bear most of his attention. I mean, seriously, where else would you find huge amounts of minions who will agree to be paid in Mountain Dew by someone they've never met? I'm just saying.