http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project No, it's not a joke. Yes, they really are complaining about how often the word "comrade" is used in some translations. Yes, they are claiming that updating the language of the KJV into more modern English does count as "translation".
Flames. Flames on the sides of my face. Where is Tim Curry when you need him to chastise someone?
I've gotten used to not really wanting to call myself a Republican. I don't really want conservative taken from me as well. But hey, I'm a woman seeking ordination- no way they'll listen to me. Grr.