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I am also following on Twitter someone purporting to be the sister of Heidi Montag, yet I suspect an impersonator. Should I alert the authorities? Who are the relevant authorities for celebrity realness? --cryptoxin
I think "with blueberries" is going to be the new "...in my pants!" --forodwaith
Dear subconcious,
Just because I like to read apocafic does not mean I want to be in one, especially if it's going to be that scary and unpleasant. I don't think I've ever emptied that many bullets into someone in a dream before. Props for casting it almost entirely with Stargate alums, though. Was the whole thing shot in Vancouver to save money, or did you just like the locale? --kalquessa
I wonder how he would react to my roommate knitting a Dalek. On the one hand, sci-fi robot of death! On the other hand, knitting! All those contradictions contained in one object! Noooo! --sabra_n on gender essentialism
Around 1 a.m. two nights ago, I suddenly decided that my life would no longer have any meaning unless I owned a pair of gold sandals. Usually, this would have been consigned to the metaphorical wastebasket full of other cracky 1 a.m. ideas, but unfortunately I was lying next to a laptop with a wireless access and a bookmark to Zappos.com at the time. --vonnie_k
For some reason Americans as a society cling to this idea that when you turn 18 you're supposed to strike out on your own and make your fortune or join the Marines or whatever so that you can return to your hometown only later in life when you're ripped and deadly and need to put down the local crime boss. Or possibly that was a movie I saw with The Rock. --agentotter
Hey, look, there's an asshole on the internet. --nestra
I really feel like I should take a bunch of recalled Zicam now. If I experienced the promised side effect, it would make significant parts of my life so much less irritating. Then if they could just accidentally make some eyedrops that make your eyes less sensitive to light, my earplugs and I would be very happy. --rustydog
The problem with writing stories with lots of Jaffa is that you have to use, like, eight times the apostrophes.
I sure hope I wasn't granted a lifetime supply of apostrophes at birth. If I was, I'm gonna run out real soon. --tafkarfanfic
So many layers of ignorance, it's like a Baklava of Stupidity. --jonquil
The trailers for GI Joe and 2012 were identical to both the movie and to one another: car explosion landmark joke. --nihilistic_kid on Transformers 2
Rating: G, except for, you know, the basic premise of the canon. --vee_fic on TSCC fanfic
(I really want that "Ianto and Donna meet as undercover secretaries" story. Who was writing that? ... Was it me? Dammit, I think it was me. Sigh.) --greensilver
Veejane and I were going to get alcohol, because it's a con, even if we had resorted to a con of two, and also I was excited by the prospect of cider options broader than Woodchuck or Magner's or often, sadly, just Woodchuck (oh, Massachusetts!), but we could not find an open liquor store (oh, Massachusetts). --coffeeandink
You really have to respect the panache is takes to involve the Foreign Legion in a pseuicide. --mir8lle