Quotedump
I'm so glad I was in Buffy fandom. It means I'll always be able to type apocalypse as quickly as my own name. --minim_calibre
Anyway, I think it's a conspiracy on the part of the plants; they want to soothe my nerves. I can practically hear the bougainvillea shouting, "Cheer up, emo kid!" as they wave their magenta-ness in my direction. --destina
The Marriage Ref is apparently about a panel of famous people who weigh in on the actual marital problems of real couples. Because who needs marriage counseling when you can just run your issues past a celebrity panel? --greensilver
I was kind of excited at the prospect of a Pink Ouija, but underwhelmed by the enclosed suggested questions. Who will text me next? How much weight have I lost? Unless it's the blind voiceless tenebrous mindless Other Gods texting a rec for a low-carb-human-flesh diet, what's the point? --saffronhouse
So it wouldn't just be darkfic, it'd be very LONG darkfic, with many chapters, and hopes continually raised and dashed, and also a WIP...and I think perhaps I'd quietly think, "Yes, Your Kink's Okay (But I Did Not Need to Know About It in Detail, and Am Hitting the Back Button in the Browser)" --minnow1212 on Dollhouse
PIKE: So I plan to hand myself over for some torture, while Kirk, Sulu and Random Doomed Guy go off on a mission to disable the weapon which might destroy Vulcan. Any questions?
RANDOM DOOMED GUY: Given my title, should I really be the one in charge of the explosives? --sarahtales
Okay, I'm pretty sure "verklemption" could be a word. Spellcheck certainly disagrees, but then again spellcheck thinks that "spellcheck" is not a word, so who are you going to believe, me, or a computer program that is in such a state of denial that it would protest its own existence?
(pick me! pick me!) --troyswann
I guess in this AU he'd get the hair from his human side, though. --rheanna27 on John Sheppard as a Vulcan
I'm slightly embarrassed to realise how well the Venn diagram of "My Favourite Characters Ever" and "People With Very Expressive Eyebrows" overlaps. --nomadicwriter