"you'll understand kate, we have that lesbian connection ya know?"-kim
aw...my poor fish. So we have a pond in our backyard, with 12 fish in it...well..technically it's been 11 since Thanksgivng when Dans fish "michael" died. aw well. sooo the pond froze up, and yeah...they are all dead. so sad. poor spunky.
ANYWAY. whats been up?
been having really weird dreams lately w. the most random ppl, that i havent thought about in years. and then this other dream i had, it was me, kim, jess and mike back in kindergarten...it was so odd.
anyway...hmm i LOVE my interpersonal communications class-its just amazing.
Intro to mass comm class is alrite too, the teacher is awesome! and at the end of the yr we have a big dinner (class is 5:30-8:30pm) and then we get cigars! hm...if i smoked it would probably be reaaaaaally awesome, but since i dont...naw thats still awesome that hes giving us them....i always wind up meeting the weirdest ppl....not that thats a bad thing..its just....well-weird. hm...i shouldnt talk. SO! 1st night of class, i'm watchin all these ppl walk in. And this guy walks in and i think 2 myself, "hm..he looks like he could be a rapist or somthing" okok i kno thats mean....but he does. i didnt say he WAS...he just looks like...ehh i dont kno how 2 explain it. anyway..2nd night of class, i decide to sit in the back corner in front of the raidator/heat thing. And the "rapist" comes and sits next to me at the table. haha..ok im gonna stop calling him that cuz his names Mark. so anyway...MARK and I are talking, all the while the damn heat is making soo much noise. So he looks at it and is like, "I'm gonna fix that!" And he pulls a wrench out of his pocket and starts 2 fiddle with it. And im like,"do you always carry a wrench?" and he was like, "you never know when you need to fix something!" So i said,"...thats true...kinda like you carry a condom cuz u never know. haha" and he stopped what he was doing,stared at me and with a straight face goes, "yes but condoms dont fix radiators do they?" and i was like uumm...no? and he was like, "EXACTLY. thats why i carry a wrench instead."
......wtf? haha anyway.....nice kid....i think. at least he doesnt burn buildings down like Chris did...
been going 2 the gym-yessss! haha almost fell off the treadmill today! HA that was funny. I was running and tryin 2 read at the same time...which doesnt work so much. BUT! apparently this lady was a participant in this "masturbate-a-thon"!!! kinda like a math a thon....*cough* only more fun. sooo get this, she broke the record and was going at it for SIX AND A HALF HOURS STRAIGHT. 10 orgasms. woo! needless to say she probably has corporal tunnel or something.....(haha that reminds me of MEAN GIRLS.)
So, that was what kinda threw me off, i was running,reading, and then i saw "6 and 1/2 hours straight" and i guess i stopped running and then realized i was on the edge of the treadmill....
But yeah...it must have been awkward though. Cuz it took place in this night club kind of place, and everyone who was doing it had their own little table. (they had a pic of some guy wiping it down, it looked like a doctors table) And everyone's just in the same room...doing their thing, table after table of masturbating people. hm...interesting.
SAT- out 2 look for bridesmaids dresses! wo0o0o! oh man...i cannot wait for Aug 28th...that wedding is gonna be awesome! (at berkely plaza! where we had jr prom! same room too!) craziness!
AND NOW THAT IM DONE TYPING MY LIFE STORY.....im out.
ANYWAY. whats been up?
been having really weird dreams lately w. the most random ppl, that i havent thought about in years. and then this other dream i had, it was me, kim, jess and mike back in kindergarten...it was so odd.
anyway...hmm i LOVE my interpersonal communications class-its just amazing.
Intro to mass comm class is alrite too, the teacher is awesome! and at the end of the yr we have a big dinner (class is 5:30-8:30pm) and then we get cigars! hm...if i smoked it would probably be reaaaaaally awesome, but since i dont...naw thats still awesome that hes giving us them....i always wind up meeting the weirdest ppl....not that thats a bad thing..its just....well-weird. hm...i shouldnt talk. SO! 1st night of class, i'm watchin all these ppl walk in. And this guy walks in and i think 2 myself, "hm..he looks like he could be a rapist or somthing" okok i kno thats mean....but he does. i didnt say he WAS...he just looks like...ehh i dont kno how 2 explain it. anyway..2nd night of class, i decide to sit in the back corner in front of the raidator/heat thing. And the "rapist" comes and sits next to me at the table. haha..ok im gonna stop calling him that cuz his names Mark. so anyway...MARK and I are talking, all the while the damn heat is making soo much noise. So he looks at it and is like, "I'm gonna fix that!" And he pulls a wrench out of his pocket and starts 2 fiddle with it. And im like,"do you always carry a wrench?" and he was like, "you never know when you need to fix something!" So i said,"...thats true...kinda like you carry a condom cuz u never know. haha" and he stopped what he was doing,stared at me and with a straight face goes, "yes but condoms dont fix radiators do they?" and i was like uumm...no? and he was like, "EXACTLY. thats why i carry a wrench instead."
......wtf? haha anyway.....nice kid....i think. at least he doesnt burn buildings down like Chris did...
been going 2 the gym-yessss! haha almost fell off the treadmill today! HA that was funny. I was running and tryin 2 read at the same time...which doesnt work so much. BUT! apparently this lady was a participant in this "masturbate-a-thon"!!! kinda like a math a thon....*cough* only more fun. sooo get this, she broke the record and was going at it for SIX AND A HALF HOURS STRAIGHT. 10 orgasms. woo! needless to say she probably has corporal tunnel or something.....(haha that reminds me of MEAN GIRLS.)
So, that was what kinda threw me off, i was running,reading, and then i saw "6 and 1/2 hours straight" and i guess i stopped running and then realized i was on the edge of the treadmill....
But yeah...it must have been awkward though. Cuz it took place in this night club kind of place, and everyone who was doing it had their own little table. (they had a pic of some guy wiping it down, it looked like a doctors table) And everyone's just in the same room...doing their thing, table after table of masturbating people. hm...interesting.
SAT- out 2 look for bridesmaids dresses! wo0o0o! oh man...i cannot wait for Aug 28th...that wedding is gonna be awesome! (at berkely plaza! where we had jr prom! same room too!) craziness!
AND NOW THAT IM DONE TYPING MY LIFE STORY.....im out.