oh chuck norris

[katie516]

• Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
  

• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.


• Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


• The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on

Comments

[thegetupgirl23]

Chuck Norris facts make my life worth living. Thank you.

Chuck Norris does not sleep-- he waits.
When Chuck Norris jumps into the sea, he doesn't get wet. The sea gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[katie516]

haha yeha i love them too!! and there was about a thousand more i could have put but i didn't want to make it too long :)

[the_kuchettes07]

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

that reminds me of noelle :)

oh that post made me laugh you sillysilly kb :)

[katie516]

i know i thought of her too :)

[split_endz]

thats my favorite chuck norris joke :)