Fuck Canada
Okay, so some Canadian tourists come in. They are a pain in the ass for many reason.
1) asked me to explain to each of them the difference between Ragu and Marinara sauce because they were unable to listen to the person before them
2) ate more salad and bread than anyone I've ever seen
3) for four coffees, needed milk, half and half, AND cream
4) leave me 8 bucks on your fucking 92 dollar tab.
From here on out I'm tacking on that 18% for Canadians even if there are only two of them.
1) asked me to explain to each of them the difference between Ragu and Marinara sauce because they were unable to listen to the person before them
2) ate more salad and bread than anyone I've ever seen
3) for four coffees, needed milk, half and half, AND cream
4) leave me 8 bucks on your fucking 92 dollar tab.
From here on out I'm tacking on that 18% for Canadians even if there are only two of them.