Near and far
Last night, Matt and I were watching "Last Comic Standing" and a guy from Israel was a prop comic/impressionist. And he did one were he put on a blue curly wig and said, "I'm Grover!" and then shouted "Near!" and ran about with his arms flailing. I was laughing my ass off when Matt turned to me and said, "I don't get it." I looked at him and was like, "It's Grover from Sesame Street doing near and far. Don't you remember Grover teaching you about near and far?!?" And he just looked at me like I was crazy.